ROTFL. Sorry, gang, but another email. I almost fell over laughing reading this one.
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast
implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research.
Consequently, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large
number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't
remember what to do with them.