I was kinda skeptical of your post in my "famous people" thread.......You said you've met many big-leaguers since 1980! (But, according to your profile, you weren't born until at least 1982.)
Sorry if I offended you with the Elvis remark!
You simply MUST be (I'm guessing) related to an executive in the Texas Rangers' organization. Am I correct?
This would be a way you could be so close to all those players, plus the Bush's (Sr. & Jr.).