Stretch 8
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I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:15 am

For the first time, not long ago. I know it sounds ridiculous, but body hair seems to grow in odd places as we age. The eyebrows grow out of control. Earlobes grow hairs on the outer edges, and a few sprouts on my back.

And I am also suffering from "Nick Nolte Syndrome." This is an ever lower hanging of the jewels. Nolte actually had a "testicle lift" cosmetic procedure a few years back. How is that for goofy?
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:20 am

For most people it grows in less and less places as they age, not more and more  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:21 am

Hang on a second, I'll try to find the phone number to the agency that handles useless facts.

 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:42 am

Hey Stretch. I was thinking about getting a testicle lift now, to try and combat that Nick Nolte problem before it happens.
 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:40 pm

What took so long? Don't you know that male baldness is a myth? Our hair folicles just succumb to the effects of gravity. Ears and noses being the most vulnerable to the effect.
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:12 pm

I wanna see who's gonna top this topic  Laugh out loud
Hey, stretch..... careful, man. You know what happends to hair when you start shaving it - It comes in thicker. Maybe, you ought to look into laser hair removal therapy.
Wonder if they used a laser on Nick Nolte, as well. Hmmm....
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:48 pm

Hey, Stretch 8 - do you still have that boil on your ass? Big grin
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:50 pm

Don't you need testicles BEFORE you can get a testicle lift?

I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:43 pm

Staffan, amen.  Smile

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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:45 pm

Guys,

This has to be the weirdest post I have seen in some time. Testicle Lift? Sound horrid.

A mate of mine who is prematurely balding reckons what comes off your head migrates to your ears, nose and back.

Actually there is nothing fouler then seeing a man or woman for that matter with hair bristiling out of their nostrills.

UGH!!

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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:35 pm

Thanks for the comments, lads. I just posted the topic for fun. And Yyz717, my low hangers have bounced against many a chin. Get in line!
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Wed Apr 17, 2002 4:02 am

>>>This is an ever lower hanging of the jewels.<<<

Kinda gives credence to the name, Stretch 8.  Smile



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Stretch 8
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Wed Apr 17, 2002 5:10 am

You know it, FDXmech. All of us over 30 suffer from Nick Nolte syndrome  Smile If we can't joke about it, what's the point?
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:40 am

S8 says:

""And Yyz717, my low hangers have bounced against many a chin. Get in line!""

I don't want to read anything into that!!

mb

 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:54 am

heh heh.

A pretty picture indeed.

I'm (just) over 30.....and I'm not....er....drooping/hanging lower.


I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Wed Apr 17, 2002 2:55 pm

Neil, take a gander over at the "What do you look like" thread. SophieMaltese has a lil furry friend (no, not that lil furry friend!) who's probably bounced off many a tree  Laugh out loud
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Fri Apr 19, 2002 7:51 am

I have my friend pluck all mine one by one...I like it
 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Sat Apr 20, 2002 2:40 am

Actually, that story is false.

Nolte, who did not care for Bryant Gumbell's line of questioning on a live interview, told him that on the air to embarass him.

He later retracted the story and apologized.
 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Sat Apr 20, 2002 3:04 am


You could always try one of those electronic gagets to zap those unwanted folicles.
 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Sat Apr 20, 2002 3:17 am

Ukair. I would not recommend one of those "electronic gagets". I tried to remove some ass hair like that...and well, it was weeks before I could actually sit down to ahhhhh go, and I still have the scars there now. Nothing worse than electric burns...especially in that area.
 
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Sat Apr 20, 2002 3:22 am

Greg: Nolte may indeed have retracted the surgery story, but the syndrome that bears his name is for real! With airplanes, it's known via "gravity drop" landing gear. KROC: watch your ass!
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RE: I Had To Shave My Ears

Sat Apr 20, 2002 3:43 am

One day, while hangin' out (no pun intended) by the pool with our families, an old friend asked:

"What I wanna know is, why is it that all the hair that's not growing on my head anymore, is growing on your back"?

Wife howled. I cringed. Oh well.

Aren't you all glad I shared?
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