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If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 9:51 am

If they did land here, who would be the one to meet them and speak to them?

In the old movies it was always an Army General, or some scientists.

I think Kofi Annan, GWB, and mabye David Beckham.
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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 10:57 am

I vote for Osama bin Laden, so they can take him back to their ship and perform anal probes on him  Big thumbs up

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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 11:24 am

LH423- Do you mind if I throw Saddam Hussein in there too? Big grin

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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 12:10 pm

Would the aliens in question be hostile or benevolent?
 
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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 12:19 pm

TWAL1011: We're talking anal probes here, à la South Park. How benevolent can they be?  Smile

blink: If an anal probe was good enough for the kids of South Park, I'm sure that they can accomodate Saddam!

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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 12:22 pm

Well, if we're talking anal probes, I can think of quite a list of people to send, all to be un-named, of course.
 
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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 12:42 pm

If GWB goes to speak to them we all are DOOMED!!

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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 12:57 pm

You're assuming that we would even know they were here, which we probably wouldn't, and also that we would recognize them as life forms, which we probably wouldn't, or that we would recognize their ship as a ship, which we probably wouldn't.

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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 1:23 pm

could we please send Oprah and Miss Cleo. Oprah knows everything and Miss Cleo "sees" everything so the aliens would find them most useful
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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 4:22 pm

Jerry Springer...think of the mayhem...
the name of that show can be "Reunited at last with my Biological Mother/Father" and star anyone that has ever been on Jerry Springer.
Other titles for the special live broadcasting...
"Honey I love you, but I'm in a lesbian Alien love triangle"
"I'm a hybrid alien/human so I don't need you anymore, I can reproduce by myself"
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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 4:30 pm

Why must we have someone from the US? I think we need someone from a less wealthy nation (such as Ethiopia, Tuvalu, Bangldesh etc) to meet these aliens as we do not want to come across as brash unintelligent Mcdonalds eating animals (no offence intended as this goes for all of the western world).
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RE: If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?

Thu May 02, 2002 7:22 pm

Remember that South Park episode where the Ethiopian kid ends up with the Aliens spacecraft?
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