AMSMAN
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Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Fri May 03, 2002 5:33 pm

Hey guys,
Has anyone here ever actualy met Johan??

I reckon maybe some one in here has?

AMS
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JETPILOT
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Fri May 03, 2002 5:38 pm

I talked to him on the phone for about an hour last year.

Good Guy !!!

JET
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Fri May 03, 2002 5:53 pm

Haven't had the pleasure.

Being on the other side of the planet and all.
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 12:16 am

I go to Sweden very often, usually 3 or 4 times a year but never had the pleasure to meet him... And Sweden only has about 8 million people so it is probably just a matter of time until I'll bump into him...  Big thumbs up

Max
 
AMSMAN
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 12:27 am

True, maybe youve met him already.... just dont know it!!!

AMSMAN
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EGGD
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 1:02 am

I believe Gary Watt met Johan at LHR last year. And maybe some people at the Paris airshow?

Dan  Smile
 
dragogoalie
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 1:31 am

I'm just waiting for a conspiaracy theororist to say that Johan doesn't really exist...  Wink/being sarcastic

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RealHigh
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 1:32 am

I see Johan just about every other day.
Johan is a bartender at my job.
 
Tcas
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 1:46 am

Anyone have a picture of Johan?

Here are my conspiracy theories:

1. Johan is not from Sweden, Johan Lundgren is a psudonym and his real name is Marv Albert.

 
4holer
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 2:25 am

Nonsense!!!
Everyone know he is actually a cyborg. What you do not know is that his central processor controls the flight computers of all Airbus jets produced since 1994.

(Moderators. This is a good natured joke. Not an actual accusation. Delete me not. Thank you.)
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Tcas
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 2:51 am

Sabena 332, have we met? I believe that I have seen this guy in #aviation on occasion.
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 3:50 am

SN332-

I think your theory is correct! Why would someone who only joined a month ago really care about the admin?
 
Tcas
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 3:53 am

What a ridiculous argument.
 
mls515
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 3:58 am

Or how many "new" users jump right in and have 221 posts in the short amount of time you've been a member. Wouldn't most new users be a little timid at first and test the waters a little?
 
TurbineBeaver
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 8:41 am

TCAS,

How is your 528i? Did you ever get the DSC (Dynamic Stability Control) to work?

TB

And yes, I think Johan is probably a good guy in person, he just gets a little stressed out running this site at times, as anyone would normally be.
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 8:48 am

ahhahaha ILS

Busted the 2nd time? roflmao!
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 8:50 am

Johan is sort of like Howard Hughes, I guess -- a legend in the aviation-related world, making big contributions, but mysterious, and doesn't show himself in public  Smile
 
EGGD
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 8:57 am

Coulda thought up a more original nickname, mind you  Smile.
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 11:25 am

Who cares? Leave the poor kid alone. I feel he has every right to express his opinions in this forum. We all enjoyed a lot of ILS's post, and he was popular in the photo forum. Settle down people, leave him alone....

Continental
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 12:09 pm

Ohh you got to be kidding me! This kid is back? Well then, are all looking forward to more tall tales for sure! Let the good times role!
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 12:49 pm

Yes, and yes he is a cyborg!!


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Tcas
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 12:50 pm

I don't drive a BMW. I drive a 1987 Volvo Station Wagon.
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 1:01 pm

HA! Proof positive that TCAS is Johan! Simple logic. Since Volvos are built in Sweden, and Johan is in Sweden, then TCAS is Johan.
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 1:05 pm

johan is in my government class. And he's not Swedish, he's colombian.

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TurbineBeaver
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 6:54 pm

TCAS,

Dude, I knew all along that you didn't drive a BMW. You just tried to tell us that you did, but didn't know anything about them! Welcome back to Airliners.net ILS, I'll be looking forward to some interesting tall tales!

TB
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 7:09 pm

We all enjoyed a lot of ILS's post, and he was popular in the photo forum.

um.... and make that the photo REQUEST forum.

Really, we shouldn't be talking about this as it has NOTHING to do with the topic.

Personally I think that Johan hides in Lulea, I mean who the hell has heard of this place? I wouldn't have thought they'd even have phone lines Big grin

Dan  Smile
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 9:56 pm

I have never met him, only saw him. HE was the one on the grassy knoll.
 
sushka
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 10:31 pm

Johan is actualy the name of a super computer that runs airliners.net
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sat May 04, 2002 10:37 pm

Hey ILS. Yeah, how's the 5 series? Oh, you had to trade down to the Volvo? Your dad caught you using his 5 series? tut tut.
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TurbineBeaver
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sun May 05, 2002 2:18 am

Well, he probably didn't like is 528i cuz it had this stupid thing called "DSC" and he didn't know what it was, so he traded it in, for a '87 Volvo Wagon....what a good deal! Great trade in ILS!

TB
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sun May 05, 2002 2:33 am

Sabena332 and the others,

I think you may add IbizajetA330 to the list of ILS's usernames  Big thumbs up

Regards,
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sun May 05, 2002 2:40 am

Yeah, I often wonder if Mr. Lundgren really exists. But, like 4holer said, "Everyone know he is actually a cyborg. What you do not know is that his central processor controls the flight computers of all Airbus jets produced since 1994"! Now that is funny!!!
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sun May 05, 2002 3:05 am

- I believe in Johan
- Ladys and Gentlemen, I have to inform you that Johan has left the building
- I heard that Johan has just been seen at a shopping mall in a suburb to Dallas, Texas
 
kaitakfan
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Sun May 05, 2002 3:42 am

Jesus, god almighty man, ANOTHER user name to add to the list?!?!? This is just like an unflushable turd we are dealing with here!
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Mon May 06, 2002 4:14 pm

How about a Johan religion? I believe. lol.
Seriously, Johan is real, but If you spent your whole life administering to the forums then you would want a bit of separation. He does a great job, let him keep his soul.
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Mon May 06, 2002 5:29 pm

LMFAO @ some of these answers
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 9:34 am

ILS is gone already.......again. Wonder if he will sneak through again?

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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 9:55 am

I've never had a chance to meet Johan, but ya never know.

As to the Airbus380/ILS/TCAS saga I have to agree with the earlier post by Sabena 690
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 11:24 am

I can neither confirm, nor deny above post
 
nwa man
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 12:19 pm

TCAS, did you really get into Georgetown, or is that out the window along with the Beamer?


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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 2:13 pm

I am going to check to see if Johan posted a pic of himself in the about section. If not, Johan please post one, I am sure you are probably reading this forum.

If there was no Johan, then no a.net.

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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 2:37 pm

When I ran to the grassy knoll, Johan had disappeared. Damn! I must have missed him by less than a minute. My buddy, Zapruder, might have caught him on camera. He films everything.

I'll actually be in Sweden in a few weeks, but Johan is not on my list of activities.
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NoUFO
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 3:55 pm

O.k. folks, Johan is real and here's a picture of him. You all can clearly see him entering his house after buying a bottle of milk:

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Alaskaairlines
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Tue May 07, 2002 6:52 pm

NoUFO, what are you talking about?

Johan, any idea when you will post a pic of yourself?

-Dmitry
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Wed May 08, 2002 2:22 am

The funny thing about Garys photo from T1, quoted to been taken during the morning rush, and everybody is looking for Johan in there; if he had taken the photo a little bit after noon the very same day, you might have seen ME in the pic, 'cause I left Heathrow with BA that very day... (August 6,2001).

Johan...  Smokin cool
 
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Wed May 08, 2002 2:51 am

Interesting, another Johan.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

-Dmitry
 
Ljungdahl
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RE: Anyone Here Every Actualy Met Johan!

Wed May 08, 2002 2:58 am

Well, unfortunately (for you, guys! Not for me...) Johan is a rather common male-name in Sweden...

So, it's me, Mr. Lundgren and many, many more...

Johan

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