Eddie Murphy (Barber): "You must be out of your goddamn mind. Joe Lewis was the greatest boxer that ever lived! I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was bad as Cassius Clay, he was bad as Sugar Ray, who's that new boy? He was as bad as Mike Tyson, the one that looks like a bulldog, he's bad as him too! He could whip Mike Tyson's ass, he could whip all their asses!"
Eddie Murphy (White guy): "What about Rocky Marciano?"
Barber: "Oh, there they go, there they go, every time I start talking about boxing, a white guy gotta pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one. Let me tell you something once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Lewis, Rocky Marciano aint shit!"
White guy: "He beat Joe Lewis's ass."
Barber: "Joe Lewis was 75 years old when they fought! Joe Lewis came out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, he was 86 years old! Joe Lewis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time. One time, Frank Sinatra came out here and sat down in this chair. I say Frank, you hang out with Joe Lewis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Lewis? You know what Frank told me? He said Joe Lewis was 137 years old. 137 years old!"
White guy: "Aw man, you aint never met no Frank Sinatra"
Barber: "F*** you, f*** you, and f*** you!"