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Please Tell Me Something!

Mon May 06, 2002 11:32 pm

Ridiculous post i know. But it's Sunday, it's cloudy here and i'm seriously bored!

Someone tell me something amazing

Tell me something funny

tell me something scary

tell me something weird.

Lighten up my day someone please!!!!!!!!!!!! Big grin

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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Mon May 06, 2002 11:37 pm

Amazing: there are more stars than grains of sand on Miami beach.

Funny: An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a pub. The landlord says "what's this?! Some kind of joke?!"

Scary: The Challenger crew were probably concious for a significant time after the explosion.

Weird: Your nails and hair keep growing for days after you die.
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Mon May 06, 2002 11:42 pm

If the crew on the challenger were concious like u said, then that's friggin' scary! imagine what they went through!!

LOL! the joke was funny!

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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Mon May 06, 2002 11:55 pm

Scary...
A man decided to make love with woman. So they decided to go up to a hill in the outskirts of city and do that there. Well, they started, and a storm came. One lightning bolt striked them. Girl was dead, but boy was still alive. However, the bolt "glued" them so they couldn't split up. Man, looking to his dead girl, started to vomitt on her face and opened mouth. He vomitted and vomitted until his stomach was empty. However, a bear smelled the food in man's vommits. It came and started to lick that from girl's face. Soon enought the bear decided to taste the corpse itself. It started eating her just in man's eyes and he couldn't split away. Bear stopped that when the corpse was eaten to about a half, only the bottom half left. Bear also tasted a man's face, but after that, got away. After about a day, a man was found by several schoolgirls on an excurtion...
 
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Mon May 06, 2002 11:56 pm

Sonic,

Is that true? and where did it happen?

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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 12:08 am

FUNNY:

You may or may not know that I am a big fan of bad jokes... so hope you can see it in your heart to realise this IS funny!!...

Two old ladies were sitting on the bus going home from a trip to the shops. They'd had a lovely day and were just discussing what they were gonna have for tea! Anyway, the bus stopped and picked up a couple of passengers, on of them was a man in a long grey coat who consequently flashed at them.

One of them had a stroke............................. but .....................................the other one couldn't quite reach!!!
 
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 12:10 am

I didn't get that joke unfortunately.
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 12:12 am

Arsenal, I think it is urban legend. I doubt this happened in reality. Original story mentions Seattle I believe...
 
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 12:16 am

Stroke : brain disorder

Stroke: Gentle caress!

Does that explain it!??
 
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 1:26 am

Oh, LOL! I get it! Big grin
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 1:36 am

Amazing? Hrmm...I remember reading somewhere that a strand of DNA is four miles long.

Funny? I don't risk posting the picture itself, so here's the link  Smile http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch/1991/ch910417.gif



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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 1:41 am

I have an interesting fact:

The total amount of fuel that can fill up a 767-400's tanks can fill up 1,200 minivans!

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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 11:51 am

Well let's see. There are in facr more stars presumed to exist than grains of sand in the enire world, not just Miami beach.

For silly, how's this?
When you walk through a creek
and an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray.

I think perhaps you have to be older to understand this one though.
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 12:45 pm

Took me a bit Piedmont, but that's clever  Laugh out loud
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 12:55 pm

Weird: Your nails and hair keep growing for days after you die Urban Legend all the way... The skin retracts and shrivels after death, giving the appearance of growth. But your nails and hair are not live cells anyway, so there's no way for them to continue growing after death.

Weird:
I have 9-1/2 fingers. I was born with only 9. How did this happen? (This is real, not a joke.)

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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 1:21 pm

What's the most popular question in a gay bar?

"Can I push your stool in for you?"
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Tue May 07, 2002 7:09 pm

Something scary? You should see me when I wake up! LOL
Ozark: I haven't heard that one in a long time! LOL
A gay man from the mid-west visits the Space Needle in Seattle for the first time. He looks out over the Puget Sound and asks what the ships are. Someone says they are ferrys to which he replys "I didn't know we had our own navy!"
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Drinking Laws

Tue May 07, 2002 7:18 pm

I am sitting here drinking (SKYY Blue. WOO-HOO) and I am wondering why some states limit the times when alcohol can be served. In Oregon it's (I think) 7AM to 2:30AM and Washington is (I think) 6AM to 2AM.
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Wed May 08, 2002 1:19 am

It's illegal to break the law...

Josh
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RE: Please Tell Me Something!

Wed May 08, 2002 5:31 am

Seb146,

I think drinking hours are a compromise from the time when alcohol was outright illegal. Also, many people who drink agree that its not healthy to be drinking between 2 and 8 in the morning anyway. A lot of foreign countries have similar rules, although a lot don't.

In many states, including my own, there are counties and cities that are 'dry' = meaning no alcohol is sold. Hard liquor can not be sold on Sunday in liquor stores: although it can in bars. Also, some other cities limit alcohol hours further than the state does, and some other places allow drinking in only private clubs.

I think the 2am rule has probably been good for me, although I love trips to New Orleans, Vegas, Amsterdam, etc... where the party never stops. There is nothing quite like sunrise on Bourbon Street.

kind regards,

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