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Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 4:23 am

My favorites definitely have to be...

Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker



Coffee Talk with Linda Richman



And lastly, the Schweaty Balls skit, no image of that one though  Laugh out loud
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 5:38 am

CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!! I love it so much, so many great lines but they only run it like 2 or 3 times a season...but here is the best one....

Sean Connery: "(laughs)...This is my lucky day. I'll take "The Rapists" for $200"

Alex Trebek: "Thats THERAPISTS, not The Rapists"

The above is IMO the greatest SNL line ever...

My favorite aviation related SNL line comes from a Chevy Chase SNL Weekend update back in the 70's that my mom showed me on a tape:

"In other news today, the Concorde made its first flight to Rio de Janeiro today but arrived 40 minutes late after it overshot South America"...


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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 5:47 am

I haven't seen SNL in almost 2 years now.
I loved the political humor.
Dan Hartman did a great Bill Clinton and Dana Carvey did a great George H. Bush.
The guy who did GW is great too.
My favorite line:
"McCain, you may have won New Hampshire but I am going to win Old Hampshire!".

Dennis Miller did the best Weekend Update.
I miss the Church Lady too.
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 7:05 am

I loved the skit where Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze were trying out for the Chip N' Dales. That skit was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I don't even know how long ago that was though. I also found the skit of Chris Cattan and the Rock acting like monkeys extremely hilarious as well.

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 7:09 am

Basically anything with the late Chris Farley, he was awesome. I also like Tracy Morgan, Phil Hartman and now that one guy I forget his name but he does Weekend update with that chick.

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 8:14 am

Kevin Spacey doing Christopher Walken trying out for Han Solo.

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 8:28 am

I love the cartoons by Robert Smigel, they are sooo funny. I also love Celebrity Jeoparody. I never heard Therapists=The Rapists, but I have heard Anal Bum Cover and Ape Tit, which were An Album Cover and A Petit Dejionarie or something like that.
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 8:34 am

Gotta be jeopardy, Matt (thought it was Nick...) Foley;motivational speaker, and Will Ferrel and Ana Gasteyer doing the old lady and the man singing top 40 songs....you know which one that is, but its hard to put into words. And then there's weekend update and the political coverage which is awesome!
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 8:40 am

I have all the Celebrity Jeopardys downloaded. You can find them all on Kazaa.

While those are funny, the best skits of all time has to be Phil Hartman and the Anal Retentive Chef. Bar none.
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 9:32 am

The "Delicious Dish" skits and anything
that had Cheri Oteri  Big grin
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 9:35 am

Hate to break it for ya, Jt8D727, but Cheri Oteri was never in the Delicious Dish...it was Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon. Still a great skit though!...
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 9:36 am

My bad, Jt8d727... I misread your post...
Still a funny skit, though...  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 9:40 am



The "Metrocard" bit with Rosanne and Phil Hartman!


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Thu May 09, 2002 11:01 am

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 11:04 am

Zeus01: yes how could I forget?! Don't Fear the Reaper

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Thu May 09, 2002 11:07 am

also, most anything else with christopher walken. the centaur interview. the continental. census guy...
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 11:07 am

Matt Foley all the way!!!! "I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"

LOL

Also Nat X, especially when Tracy Morgan played the part of Mike Tyson and Nat X demanded he "sit his black felon ass down!"
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 11:07 am

 Embarrassment
I ment to put Phil Hartman instead of Dan Hartman. Embarrassment


Dan Hartman was in the Edger Winter Group.
Don't ask how I got that confused!

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 11:13 am

My favorite is Chad Thomas doing skits on the etiquet of beer amounts. Like 22oz (steady gulps), 40oz(Get-Get your drink on), 64oz(Guzzle it, so your homeboy's don't try and get some), 12oz(sip it so it lasts).
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 11:15 am

What about Skyy Blue (put on your panties).
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 11:27 am

Those "wild 'n crazzzeee guys!!!!!"

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 11:31 am

And these...





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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 12:05 pm

There are many that make me crack up. Molly Shannon doing the school girl Mary Catherine Gallagher; Mike Meyers as Dieter, the Jewish lady (verklempt); Dana Carvey as the Church Lady; Ana Gasteyer as Celine Dion. The show is rebounding, not that I'm ever home on SN to see it live of course.

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 12:08 pm

Samurai Night Fever with John Belushi.
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 12:47 pm

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 12:49 pm

Old school: Two wild and crazy guys
New School: Celeb Jeopardy

Best fake commercial: Colon Blow  Smile

special: William Shatner making fun of trekkies at a star trek convention... great skit

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 1:00 pm

Of the classic SNL I love the cheeseburger skit. I think Dan Akroyd was into.

What about Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood with Eddie Murphy???
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 09, 2002 4:50 pm

Did you guys see that skit where everybody at the dinnertable was feeding that one 'kid' character out of their mouths? They said he couldn't chew food so they have to chew it first and drop it in like a bird, and that this guys new girlfriend should do it too. That was probably the funniest, most disgusting thing I've ever seen on TV.
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 1:51 am

I really love the commercials like "Oops I crapped my Pants" and the "This is you mother's pad!" had me and my fiance' laughing our butts off!

Love it when Jimmy Fallon does his music bit during weekend update.

Just love the show though, it's hard to pick out 1 or 2 that are the greatest.

So for "Total Bastard Airlines"...Buh-Bye!

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 7:31 am

Several of the above have mentioned some of my faves. Some not mentioned:
Tina Fey on WU..."Scientists have announced a new female version of Viagra, which will lessen women's arousal time. They caution, however, that it may cause Christina Aguilera's vagina to time travel."
and her description of Hef's girlfriends.

The Fops The effeminate fans of everyone dressed as 18th century British noblemen.

Commercial for Bud Gay beer sandler/farley!!

Maya Rudolph singing Mariah-like against the Mormon girl at the Apollo.

there's more, but I can't think of them now
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 7:51 am

Rabbi Teplitz performing the briss in the back seat of the 1978 Royal Deluxe II. For those who remember the old Mercury Marquis commercials, what a howl!

"Poifect! It's a beautiful baby... and a beautiful car!"
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 8:22 am

Uncle Jemima's Malt Liquor... HAH!
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 8:26 am

Gerald Ford died today.....
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 10:04 am

Huh? Gerald Ford died? Thats horrible!

You are kidding, right? This isn't really the right thread...
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 10:12 am

ah yes the favorite SNL bit.....

1) best, charactor Dominican Lou.. on playing dominoes against the Big Blue computer "I can bhee hihm"

2) best, comercial while not too politaclly correct "Schmidt's Gay" beer with Chris n' Adam

3) best skit, tie Celeb jeporady and middle aged man wityh "drinkn' buddy
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 10:40 am

The Gerald Ford Died Today is one of the funniest SNL skits ever. Dana Carvey played a Tom Brokaw who was taking the winter off to spend in Barbados, so the station was covering their bases and made him report Gerald Ford dying about fifty different ways 'just in case.'

It went something like this....

Tom- "Gerald Ford dead today at age 83."

Director- Good. Now one for next year.

T- Gerald Ford dead today at age 84.

D- Now, one for if he is shot.

T- Gerald for shot dead today at age 83.

D- Add the word senseless.

T- Gerald Ford shot dead today at the senseless age of 83.

D- Tom...

T- Okay, okay. Gerald Ford senselessly shot dead today at age 83.

D- Good

T- Gerald Ford dead today after being eaten by wolves. He was delicious. ....Oh come on, thats just frivolous.

D- Tom, he is an ex president. Don't you think he'd be delicious?

It goes on as Tom Brokaw just reading the prompts. Some of them were...

T- Horrifying news from Michigan as Gerald Ford was chopped into itty bits by the propellar of a commuter plane.

France was destroyed by a giant fireball today and Gerald Ford is dead.

Gerald Ford was mauled by a circus lion at a convenience store.

Stunning news from Yorba Linda as Richard Nixon's corpse climbed out of its grave and strangled Gerald Ford to death.

Gerald Ford dead today from an overdose of crack cocaine.

Gerald Ford dead today after jumping out of the tenth story of an affice building.



There were others as well. My personal favorite was...


D- Now, this is for if we are invaded by Zimbabwe.

T- Ula bombay, hungaleh, dimba Gerald Ford, click click, pok pok, hungaleh dimba dimba heh.

D- Okay a bit sadder now.


In my opinion that is one of the funniest SNL skits that there has ever been. I never get sick of it.  Big thumbs up

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 11:02 am

HA! Now I remember that one! Been a while since I'd seen it! HA!
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 11:23 am

"Jane, you ignorant slut!! When one talks about the dangers of drugs, one isn't concerned with the casual user -- such as yourself -- who bows to social pressure and takes an occasional toke or snort as a prelude to sexual intercourse with a stranger! My concern is the habitual user, for whom the cumulative effect of the drug has done damage. As for marijuana, all the evidence isn't in. But recent findings point to a long-term loss of short-term memory, hyper-development of the male mamalia, and a general lack of ambition which has destroyed this nation's economy!! Maybe paraquat wasn't such a bad idea! As a colorless, odorless, tasteless substance which caused lung damage, it deterred at least some marijuana consumption. Perhaps a stronger such substance should be added to cocaine .... one that produces the actual visible coughing of blood! Let's make killer-dope killer-dope! Then we can rid the world of all these drug-dependant degenerates, and concentrate our full attention toward all the hagged-out, dried-out ignorant sluts like yourself!!" --- Dan Aykroyd / Weekend Update

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 11:33 am

Weekend Update! I go home on Saturday nights in time to see that skit. I think Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon are great.

Tina Fey, on the 2000 Election fiasco:
"In light of all of these events, America is cancelled. Citizens are asked to choose between Canada and Mexico by 4 PM tomorrow."

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 3:50 pm

My favorite is "Pat" and his/her strange laugh.
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 4:21 pm

Hmmm, many to choose from, but I'd just have to say.... Toonces the driving cat. He even had his own 30 minute special once !!!
 
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Fri May 10, 2002 5:42 pm

Coffee Talk with Linda Richman
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 16, 2002 9:44 am

Oh man, toonces is a classic, the end scene where the car inevitably rolls over a cliff is one of the funniest things ever with physical comedy to me...it never ceases to crack me up for some reason...

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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 16, 2002 10:07 am

Anybody seen the Val Kilmer bit where he plays Iceman from TopGun as a 727 pilot? He gets in the cockpit and keeps telling the copilot that he is dangerous Big grin
That one is the best, along with the Christopher Walken talk show host where he keeps calling the audience fat slices of hog meat  Big thumbs up
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RE: Favorite Saturday Night Live Bits

Thu May 16, 2002 2:46 pm

Has to be Celebrity Jeopardy,
Question: "This color ends in 'urple'"
Answer:"What is 'Light Urple'"?
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