Firstly I admit he is up with the best in footballing terms but you have to admit there are an awful lot of jokes about him. I heard this one this morning:
David Beckham is invited as a guest speaker at a function. He is introduced to the crowd and begins to read his speech:
"They are very compact and are nicely packaged. There are lots of different flavours and Victoria likes them as well because they only have two calories...."
"Psst", David is silently interrupted by the host. " David! You're supposed to be talking about 'tac-tics'!"
Let's have your favourites.