dripstick
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Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Sun Jun 02, 2002 11:30 am

Can anyone come-up with captions for these...?

#1.


#2.


#3.
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blink182
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:47 am

#1- Glamour Shot!!!

#2- "Hey Coach, whaddaya think of our celebratory dance?"

#3- On the right is our new star player.(the girl)

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KROC
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:52 am

1.) YESSSSS, we won a Soccer trophy. Hopefully Soccer Fan does not riot!

2.) Talk about having yoru head up someone's ass!

3.) It was a bit "chilly" on the practice field.
 
jm-airbus320
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:58 am

1) Oh yeah!!!! I won a new urn!!

2)Yep, everything looks the same from here

3)Yes, I too prefer a bigger ball

hehehehe, just having some fun guys Big grin

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EGGD
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 1:08 am

1.Mine, all mine!!!

2.Yes, yes, yes thats the spot, oh god yes!!!

3.FIFA introduce new ultra-thin goalposts. Players admit that they are unhealthily thin.
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 2:36 am

1) HEY, I'll trade you my trophy for your love doll

2) The TCTFL (The Conjoined Twin Football Leauge) is pleased to announce the start of the new season.

3) I told you to have this photo "backlighted"

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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 6:46 am

1.Heyyy....yo...your Majesty.......Lisbeth .......ooh sh*t !! I' m not waving to you but ..........you got a fire in your house !!!

2.Guy no 5:" Oh , sorry , his tie just scared the life outa me and I peed in my pants.....

3.With that aerodynamic waist she'll be able of running 20 mph.....and remain a virgin for a long time....Hu hu ....!
 
ILOVEA340
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 11:14 am

#2 he's just brown nosing... He wants to be captain  Smile
 
fly_yhm
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:19 pm

#1 Look at me Im the King of the World

#2 a party of mental cases the guy is looking amazed by the guy with his head up the other guys butt and the 2 people in the back ground are dancing.

#3 I wish her breasts were the size of this ball along with her weight.
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Thom@s
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 4:09 pm

#1. Neither the players or photographers had noticed the giant rubber doll which suddenly entered the field in search for attention.

#2. Man on the left: "Looks like a pretty serious injury you guys."

#3. How the referee looks to a drunk football player.

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NUAir
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 4:26 pm

#1 "After winning the cup Johan Bjorkman left to talk to his eagerly awaiting admirers"



#2 "I know the ball is up here somewhere..."


#3 "Today, the Blue Ballers announced that after a long night of searching they have found a new replacement coach. Unconfirmed reports have not confirmed that she is in fact a former server from popular Mexican dive, Los Tacos"
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IHadAPheo
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RE: Soccer Picture Captions Please...

Mon Jun 03, 2002 4:38 pm

ok another try for #2

2) Yet another failed attempt by European footballers to get the hang of American football (after watching one too few games of NFL Europe)

3) well I thought my backlit line was a good one, oh well

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