#1 "After winning the cup Johan Bjorkman left to talk to his eagerly awaiting admirers"
#2 "I know the ball is up here somewhere..."
#3 "Today, the Blue Ballers announced that after a long night of searching they have found a new replacement coach. Unconfirmed reports have not confirmed that she is in fact a former server from popular Mexican dive, Los Tacos"
"How Many Assholes we got on this ship?" - Lord Helmet