A lawyer is forced by his wife to attend a party being held by a doctor.
Anyway the evening starts dragging along and as the wine flows the doctor motions everybody out to the patio and to his swimming pool.
He starts bragging about the fact that he raises sharks in the pool, and about how bloodthirsty they are. To emphasise the point he throws a hunk of meat into the pool and the sharks just shred it.
Most of the party is suitably impressed by not the now drunk lawyer. He challenges the doctor to a bet. He bets $1000 dollars that he can swim from one end of the pool to the other and the doctors sharks won't touch him.
despite the appeals from some of the sober members of the throng gathered around the pool the doctor takes the bet.
So the Lawyer strips down to his skivvies and jumps in. He dog paddles over to the other side of the pool and then back strokes back, blowing a little fountain of water from his mouth. He gets out of the pool and there isn't a scratch on him.
Everybody who was there stood silent and in shook at what they just saw the lawyer do. The doctor now $1000 dollars poorer finally stammers out the question that everybody wants to ask, "How did you do it, those sharks are mean, they are hungry, you should have been torn apart."
"Easy," the Lawyer said, "Professional courtesy"
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.