dripstick
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Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:59 am

Can anyone come-up with captions for these pics?

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#5.



What's another word for thesaurus?
 
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:02 am

I really suck at captions, but I would like to congratulate you again on making me laugh my ass off in the airport cyber cafe.

 Big thumbs up
 
EGGD
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:13 am

2.The extreme stress of being an Air Traffic controller finally became too much for Johnny, and his appearance started to deteriorate.

3.This marriage will last forever.

5.you want drug? I give you drug later, it somewhere safe right now!

 
aa61hvy
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:22 am

#1. a pilots version of mtv's "jack ass"
#2. bill was always quiet.
#3. Mrs. Smith always said she wanted a pearl necklace.
#4.?
#5. where the hell did my dog fluffy go?
Go big or go home
 
Pendrilsaint
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:37 am

1) Yes , the airplane is named Sam! What's it to ya!?
2) Denver Tower takes the new book "Air Traffic Control for Dummies" a little too seriously.
3)This is your captain , Charleton Heston speaking...
4)Hehe, theres a suprise waiting for the cleanup crew in the suit!
5)Not only am I the president of the perm club for men , Im a member also!
 
ExitRow
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:41 am

1.) Do you know how to tell which plane is Sam's? Sam does.

2.) Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.

3.) Capt. Anderson means something quite different when referring to his "final approach."

4.) ESA Astronaut Claude Nicollier shortly after testing the in-suit diaper.

5.) ...like finding a soccer player in a haystack.
 
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:42 am

#1
#2 The biggest stiff of an ATC
#3 The Hobbies of the 2 pictured
#4 This suit if right up my ass
#5 You think this is a lot of hair you should see my private spot the girls think its my "package" but I only wish.
Where will you spend eternity? He,s more real then you think!!!!!
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:42 am

2) oh you were talking about the other Thunderbird (bad car joke)

5) Freddy Fender plays Footbal/soccer ???

Yours the trying hard with no sucess to be funny
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dripstick
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Wed Jun 12, 2002 11:18 am

#1. "Hey Meng...I'll tell ju once more meng, put that frickin' camera away or my mechanic Fillipe, who is loading his weapon behind me, will open fire on your assz."

#2. Even though rigormortis had clearly set-in, nobody seemed to notice that Jim had been struck by a rarely diagnosed case of S.C.U.D.S. (sudden controller unannounced death syndrome).

#3. Captain Howie Cumselot would later explain in private to his F/O how the ship had been christened.

#4. Having returned from the vet, Wally would certainly not be able to lick at his stitches.

#5. That mustache needs a trim. I mean come on!!!
What's another word for thesaurus?
 
ExitRow
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RE: Anyone Help Me With Captions For These?

Wed Jun 12, 2002 12:40 pm

#4. Having returned from the vet, Wally would certainly not be able to lick at his stitches

LOL Dripstick! That's a winner.

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