Similes are used to compare something with another thing. WARNING, some may be OFFENSIVE to the sensitive types. Don't say I didn't warn you
1. Sweating like a whore in church
2. As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
3. Beaten like red headed step child
4. Busier than one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
5. Tighter than a nun's p****
6. Happier than a dog with two d***s
7. As sharp as a bowling ball
8. Bleeding like a virgin
9. Happier than a baby in a barrel full of tits.
10. Smoking like Ziggy Marley before going through customs
What can you come up with?