hartsfieldboy
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Similes!

Wed Jun 26, 2002 10:15 am

Similes are used to compare something with another thing. WARNING, some may be OFFENSIVE to the sensitive types. Don't say I didn't warn you  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

1. Sweating like a whore in church
2. As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
3. Beaten like red headed step child
4. Busier than one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
5. Tighter than a nun's p****
6. Happier than a dog with two d***s
7. As sharp as a bowling ball
8. Bleeding like a virgin
9. Happier than a baby in a barrel full of tits.
10. Smoking like Ziggy Marley before going through customs

What can you come up with?
 
Shawn Patrick
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Joined: Tue Jan 11, 2000 7:30 am

RE: Similes!

Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:06 am

As bored as Hartsfieldboy

 Laugh out loud
 
hartsfieldboy
Posts: 529
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2001 4:50 am

RE: Similes!

Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:40 am

LOL, how'd you know? This has been my first free night in around 10 days. I'm as tired as a Times Square hooker in the morning.  Nuts
 
Shawn Patrick
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RE: Similes!

Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:52 am

You put a lot of thought into your similes! I actually like some of them  Big thumbs up
 
dripstick
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RE: Similes!

Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:07 pm

Okay, here are a couple...

Useless as tits on a bull

Harder than trying to herd cats

Colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra

As useful as a screen door on a submarine

Dumber than Terry Bradshaw

Drunker than Boris Yeltsin
What's another word for thesaurus?

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