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Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:00 am

And the scary part? He'll be under sedation-that puts Cheney in charge!!

 Wow!
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:12 am

Not like Cheney wan't running the country anyway...just kidding. How'd you like to be the lucky doctor? Ughh...
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 6:31 am

I'd like to know what health plan Bush has where he gets Saturday appointments???

My dad had one of those a couple of months ago... but I think they did not sedate him, probably just a local and some KY.
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 6:33 am

I'd like to know what health plan Bush has where he gets Saturday appointments???

LMAO! For some reason he gets preferential treatment at Bethesda.
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 7:05 am

Bush undergoing brain surgery? Of course he's got to be sedated!
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 7:12 am

Is this a problem due to all the people kissing his arse?
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 7:14 am

heavymetal's right- they're checkin for brain function Big grin
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:35 am

LOL HEAVYMETAL.....brain surgery is something thats kinda hard though. No KY for him...maybe some sandpaper....or some sand in the vasoline. HAHAH


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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:43 am

What is Colonoscopy?

In Arsene we trust!!
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:48 am

Ask Mcringring.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:49 am

What would he know, he's busy sorting his Mcnuggets and fries........

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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:50 am

It's what 777236ER tried to do to me. Needless to say the KROCker riot squad quickly put an end to that.
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:22 am

Don't worry Cheney and Bush Sr will take over. Oops wait a minute, they were running the country anyways.
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:42 am





What's another word for thesaurus?
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 11:19 am

Now the people of the US can see what is up his butt!

Now the people of the US will know if he's full of $h!t

 Big grin  Big grin  Big grin

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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 11:31 am

AHHH...how cute...Curious George.

"Now Stuart....what does mama say about Colonoscopies?"
"I dont wanna say."
"Stuart, go on and say it....what does MAMA say about COLONOSCIPIES?"
"People get colonoscipies if they are lieing to see if they are full of POOP".



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Its not from an actual show....just written as the characters.  Smile
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 11:34 am

Does he need any help?

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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 1:13 pm

This thread went EXACTLY as I wanted it to go-to get a little humor on here.  Big thumbs up

And Dripstick, I swear you make me laugh more than anyone on here. I just might have to put you on the Respected Users List. Great set of pictures!!!
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 1:26 pm

**CBS News Update***

Tonight at 9:00pm. live coverage of Preisdent Bush's colonoscopy. Never before shown footage of a presidents gastrointestinal tract.

Tonights poll:

Dial 800 678 POOP - if you think that's all they'll find.
Dial 800 678 ALIEN - if you think they will find a exciting new life form up the Presidents rectum.
Dial 800 678 POLICY - if you think they will find the Presidents policies.
Dial 800 678 BRAIN - if you think they will show startling footage of the Presidents atrophied brain.
Dial 800 678 CRACK - if you think they will find a flying saucer shaped crack pipe.

Hurry voting ends 8:59pm.
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 3:35 pm

Colonoscopy is a way to look inside the colon, and remove, or take biopsies from polyps or other abnormal tissue.

A flexible long tube (colonoscope), which has a light source and a camera at its' end, is inserted into the rectum, and advanced foward into the rest of the patient's colon (large intestine). The video images of the colon are displayed on a television monitor, as the physician advances the scope through the colon. The doctor looks for abnormal tissue, or anything else that may be unusual. If a biopsy of tissue is required, the doctor has the ability to thread biopsy forceps through the colonoscope, and take a sample of tissue.

In more simple terms, it's like someone is putting a long camera in your butt, and watching the inside of your colon on T.V.

Since this procedure can be quite painful, patients are given IV sedation and pain control.
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 4:42 pm

The title of this thread reminded me of the old joke about Ronald Ragan having an asshole transplant, but the asshole rejected him.
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sat Jun 29, 2002 10:53 pm

Colonoscopy is when they remove the OTHER half of the brain.
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sun Jun 30, 2002 1:55 am

Well, the doctor said "Mr. Prez, we know you're pulling all these new policies out of your ass so we're gonna go have a look in there to see where you get all these ideas from. This wont hurt a bit......."
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sun Jun 30, 2002 10:33 am

I've had it twice, and was told to come back in ten years to have it done again. The procedure is nothing. I was put to sleep and when I awoke I didn't even know they had done it. The worst part is the day before when you have to drink horrible-tasting laxatives, and you'd better not get more then ten feet away from the bathroom for the rest of the day. In the morning you have to give yourself an enema, which is also horrible. But the actual procedure is nothing, and there are no after effects.

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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sun Jun 30, 2002 10:44 am



It is my understanding that they found no polyps. But they did find Ari Fleischer's glasses up there. Wonder how they got there?

 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sun Jun 30, 2002 10:47 am

LOL ExitRow,

I've heard of brown-nosing, but that's ridiculous!

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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Sun Jun 30, 2002 11:16 am

Well, Dripstick, it sounds like Exit Row is an expert on that subject.  Wink/being sarcastic
 
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RE: Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday

Mon Jul 01, 2002 8:29 am

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