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This One's For Men

Fri Jul 05, 2002 4:00 am

The last time I suggested a chain letter I got some grief. Maybe this will make up for it.

This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex life even more fantastic.

As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 fellas who are just as virile as you.

Then anesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those
women, will be at least:

0.5 miss worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.


One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatory expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he' been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.) While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.


This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities(that only interest women) just so that you can sleep with her. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
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RE: This One's For Men

Sat Jul 06, 2002 8:57 pm

LOL  Big thumbs up

Btw, you won't receive any cartons, because you forgot to tell us your address. I wonder how many women and vacuum cleaners ended in a post office in Sussex, just because the British Mail couldn't deliver all the parcels addressed to "Saintsman, Southampton, England - UK"  Smile

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