Hey, if you're gonna do it, do it right! Do a JFK (New york) Friar's Club roast where everyone takes a few swings at someone (1 liners kinda things, you know: i'm not saying he's cheap, but he tries to get the bad waiters so he doesn't have to tip them).
:D I know you thought this was going to be the "stop the stupidity" post. But it isn't. its a "try this stupidity" post