LOL You guys are all correct!
Those stupid ricers are just hilarious, and sad at the same time. These idiots who try to soup up their 4 banger pieces of sh*t just make me laugh. They try to race people on the streets, and never win. I saw a minivan race a riced-out Neon and the minivan killed it
Also, don't call them rice rockets, it could make someone think they are actually fast
, call them ricers, rice burners, dickless rice boys, etc.
You'll usually hear a ricer before you see one, those fart pipes/fart cannons/coffee can mufflers sound horrible, and loud.
The typical ricer on the street has these things:
1. Fart Pipe (maybe adds 5HP, sounds horrible)
2. Rims (makes it look gay)
3. Bodywork (usually adds weight by adding extra panels)
4. Spoiler/Wing (no improved performance, just for gay looks)
5. Black Hood (spray painted, not carbon)
6. Clear Lights (again, just gay looks)
So, with all those awesome
features, the riced out car is probably slower than the stock version
Sometimes I wonder why some of these idiots don't go home and shoot themselves because of how dumb they really are.
Some people are like slinkies - not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs