I was thinking about taking my kids to go see the Scooby Doo movie... But, I am not going to now. I will not allow my kids to watch this show on the big screen, or even on the Cartoon Network.
Scooby Doo and Shaggy are Marijuana addicts. Just look at them. They are always acting silly, and they are always hungry. I will not allow my children to be exposed to this savage and feral behavior.
Are they addicts or arent they?
(Excuse the sarcasmic intervention at the beginning of this post).