The World will end 30 seconds after I eat a can of Brown beans for breakfast prior to watching reruns of Oprah.
Unfortuneatly, the world technology tree has not developed a cork or a plug suitable enough to fit into mianus. Perhaps I should ductape my exit so any potential gas leakage would not occur, thus saving the world for another 5-1/4 year. Unless my fart gas backfires I would be more volatile than Molotov Cocktails.(my face turns red) Also with the current levels of pollution in the world, the gases from me and the smogs will combine to form a SUPER GAS! Quick as a taxi cab, stinkier than a Chinese Ox, Green like Pickles, and density like sperm, this plague will shroud the world and all life will perish except me!!
I will die of old age while watching more Reruns of Oprah followed by: Who Wants to be a Canadian Millionaire. What is that, like 6 cents American?
Seriously, Asteroids to hit earth frequently. Only thing is that you guys never hear it. If you are hardcore astronomers just as hardcore as planespotting, you probably could hear about it thru the internet.
Most of these impacts aren't asteroids but merely space dust or reminant MEIR chunks that haven't yet entered the atmosphere.
There are a few asteroids included in the impact bunch. Most are tiny like marble size, finger nail size, nipple size, or at largest: basketball size to 2002 Honda Civic size. They barely do anything to the surface. The big Honda Civic size ones often break up cuz of the thick polluted atmosphere that Earth has.
This case, we thank Los Angeles and Mexico City for their large contribution of pollutants.
I bet this 2019 one will also miss earth. I duno how big it is but I think life will go good and we will forget about this in year 2020.
Back in like 1996 I heard that there was an asteroid 4km in size which just missed earth by near 100000 km.(3 hours) It streaked right between earth and the moon. B-Cuz the earth is always moving as it rotates, if its position was 3 hours earlier in space, the thing would of hit and it would of been bad news for us.
We get alota close encounters like these, again from what I heard. Most aren't significant enuf for the public to know.
There has been ones big as Buses and shiz that got into earth. Some of these video footage I have seen look pretty freaky. Amazingly, they did little damage if none at all damage to mother earth.
Anybody remember Shoemaker Levy 9 back in 1994? What was it like 9-12 pieces in a 10 minute period?
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