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KROC
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Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:35 am

Here we go yet again. The Innuendo phenomenon that is sweeping the Non-Av forum. The list is long for people that want their name in the title, but I had deemed nobody's favorite moderator Hepkat next inline. The better you are, the better a chance you have at getting your name in the big lights.

These threads have done wonders for the forum. We have realized that some people are actually funny at times (Matt D), can take a joke (Matt D), can give one out (Matt D), are still gay as a French horn (Matt D), and that some people, no matter how hard they have tried, are still not funny (Arsenal@LHR).

All kinds of members have come together under these threads to sling insults at each other, and understand it is all in good fun, nothing more. What a concept. The thread favorites are still around, and new people pop in and out (like men in Matt D's apartment). Hell, even Airlinelover FINALLY got a good diss out in the last thread. All are welcome (except the French). Read, post, and enjoy.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:42 am

I dont know about ArseANAL if he can be funny but i just blew a huge fart.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:44 am

So where's my name?.......


In Arsene we trust!!
 
KROC
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:46 am

Right Here..... Arsenal@LHR.

I told you, there are several people who have gotten in requests. If you are funny, maybe I will bump you up the list some.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:46 am

Here we go with another innuendo thread! Big grin
 
737doctor
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:50 am

These threads aren't as funny as you think they are.

Signed,

The rest of the forum

 Big grin
Patrick Bateman is my hero.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:55 am

The next innuendo thread will be started by me....Arsenal@LHR!

Maybe i should boycott this thread, my name hasn't appeared in 6 innuendo threads!  Nuts
In Arsene we trust!!
 
KROC
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 8:57 am

737doctor. Those that aren't funny, should not joke.  Big grin

Arsenal, 6 threads, and my name has yet to appear as well. Stop acting like a bitch.  Big grin
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:02 am

6 threads and the a.net superpower doesn't have his name in it? This is GROSS!!!
In Arsene we trust!!
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:03 am

Who is Hepkat?

This post was too short, well now it isn't.



 
KROC
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:03 am

Early on, it was because my name was synonymous with banning and deleted posts/threads. Now, I have no need to self-gloss. I know how great I am!  Big grin
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:04 am

What the hell are these threads all about?









 
KROC
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:04 am

Hepkat is a "moderator". Let's just leave it at that.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:05 am

Obviously Westjet Can't Read. Copied from the thread starting post.

All kinds of members have come together under these threads to sling insults at each other, and understand it is all in good fun, nothing more. What a concept.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:07 am

Will he delete this thread?

 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:11 am

737doctor. Those that aren't funny, should not joke.

 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:18 am

Hepkat knows this is all in fun.

Avia. LMAO. Good take on yourself.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:19 am



 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:23 am

Who is Hepkat?

Has NASA whisked you away to Pluto or what?  Nuts

In Arsene we trust!!
 
Guest

RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:29 am

Will he delete this thread?

Most likely  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:29 am

"Moderator" according to dictionary.com:

"Physics. A substance, such as water or graphite, that is used in a nuclear reactor to decrease the speed of fast neutrons and increase the likelihood of fission."

 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:52 am

Arsenal@LHR says...
"Who is Hepkat?"...

..."Has NASA whisked you away to Pluto or what? "

Dang I hate to admit it but he came up with a good line, I actually laughed at an Arsenal joke.

signed
the other rest of the forum
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:12 am

Arsenal's arse caught by MattD before lubing up in the shower....



You English dude sure are white....
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:13 am

Hello everyone, I made a picture story along with text...I hope you enjoy.


To all us moderators, we used to think these posts were just one big .

Us uninformed moderators were going to do a little because the was off the hook!

Then we came into these threads and started to notice that it wasn't a big , it was a huge (bash) fest filled with a little bashing of our mini me neighbor of the north, Canada .

Well, one day that changed around when everyone was getting . So everyone forgot their pasts and started to the night away.

Well, people started to remember and brought back past fights like when Kroc posted his old family photo and everyone made fun of him.
Then everyone turned on McRingRing for posting his baby photo .

Everyone thought that was funny, however the worst was yet to come. 174thfwff almost deleted himself beause against his better judgement he posted his older photo and got branded the A.net dork.

However later McRingRing, Kroc, and 174thfwff got together along with MattD, who's photo is right here and started a gang called . Our colors were piss orange and poop brown. We were rockin the east and west cost. We also rolled with congress.

Then these threads were voted the By Time Magazine.


The End.

-174thfwff
Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten, Uptown, what now? Lets make it happen.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:18 am

LMAO 174th! Big grin Although your post does not exactly go hand in hand with my last...

-Rolex
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:19 am

Gloves are off now 174thfwff!

Good job though.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:20 am

Moderator = Moron offending deliberately everybody raping all threads off roaring.
 
KROC
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:23 am

Racko started off good, then finished like Matt D. Quick, disappointing, and leaving others unfulfilled.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:27 am

KROC says......
..."Gloves are off now 174thfwff"

just remember...
No glove no love

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ILS
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:31 am

for those of you that don't know, hepkat is the moderator that almost exiled me from the net of airliners.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:36 am

737doctor. Those that aren't funny, should not joke.

I was only half-joking. If I decide to attempt a full joke, I will first consult with an expert such as yourself to prevent any injury to myself or others.

Safety first! Big grin
Patrick Bateman is my hero.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:44 am

31 posts and...how many stars so far?
Two?

signed,
the rest of the users

Will see if McRingRing can still fix it...
I can neither confirm, nor deny above post
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 10:59 am

that was nice 17. real nice.
The Ohio Player
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:12 am

Oh you guys shouldn't have! I'm touched! (ahem...I didn't mean that literally KROC, you may remove your hand now!)

But since I'm already here, and since I was gracious enough not to have banned poor Lubby, why don't I just share one of Heppie's devilishly little dirty jokes?

(Just keep in mind this was on live radio.. On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL.)

They play a game and ask people if they are married or in a serious relationship. If yes then this person is asked 3 very personal questions (that vary from couple to couple) and asked for their significant other's name and work phone number. If the significant other answers correctly, then they are winners. This particular day (12-9-98) it got interesting, to say the least:

DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"?

Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.

DJ: What is your name? First name only please.

Contestant: Brian.

DJ: Are you married or what Brian?

Brian: Yes.

DJ: "Yes"? Does this mean your are "married"? or what?, Brian?

Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.

DJ: Thank you, Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's name? First only please, Brian.

Brian: Sara.

DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?

Brian: (laughing) Yes she is.

DJ: All right then, first question: When was the last time you had sex?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.

Brian: About 8 O'clock this morning.

DJ: Atta boy.

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...

DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?

Brian: About 10 minutes.

DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one would ever have said that if it there weren't a trip at stake.

Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.

DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) I ummmmm...

DJ: This sounds good Brian; where was it?

Brian: Not that it was all that great, just that her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time.

DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy!

Brian: On the kitchen table.

DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than the last hundred times I have done it.

Anyway, (to audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.

(Advertisements)

DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara, shall we? (touch tones ...*ringing*)

Clerk: Kinko's.

DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?

Clerk: This is she.

DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have been speaking with Brian for a couple of hours now...

Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?

DJ: Well, awhile anyway. He is also on the line with us. Brian knows not to give away any answers or you lose, soooooooo, do you know the rules of "Mate Match"?

Sara: No.

DJ: Good.

Brian: (laughing)

Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?

Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, OK?

Sara: Oh, Brian.

DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you 3 questions and if you answer exactly what Brian has said, then the 2 of you are off to Orlando, Florida at our expense. This does include tickets to Disney World and Sea World.

Sara: All right.

Brian: (laughing)

DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?

Sara: Oh God, Brian..this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: What time?

Sara: About 8, I think.

(sound effect) DING DING DING

DJ: Very good. Next question: How long did it last?

Sara: 12 ... 15 minutes maybe.

DJ: hhmmmmm (Background voice in studio) That's close enough. I am sure she is trying not to harm his manhood.

DJ: Well, we will give you that one. Last question: Where did you do it?

Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!

Brian: Just tell him honey.

DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?

Sara: Well, it's just ... just that my mom is vacationing with us and...

DJ: SHE SAW?!?!

Sara: BRIAN?!?!

Brian: NO, no she didn't.

DJ: Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. Your answer?

Sara: Dear Lord..I cannot believe you told them this.

Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida.

DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did you do it?

Sara: In the ass.

(long pause)

DJ: We will be right back. (advertisements)

DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio and these things do happen.

Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Orlando, Florida.



Hehe....
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:17 am

Well, I thought it was funny. Maybe because I am a massive tool.

-174thfwff
Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten, Uptown, what now? Lets make it happen.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:17 am

"Physics. A substance, such as water or graphite, that is used in a nuclear reactor to decrease the speed of fast neutrons and increase the likelihood of fission."

That's the best description of Hepkat I've ever heard!!!  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:19 am

For those of you who do not know... HEPKAT is an American Living in Vienna.
HEPKAT is a mod on A.net
We wish HEPKAT would stay in Vienna,

Signed,
US A.net Users








HEPKAT is a god of men, espessialy in bed.

Signed,
SAS23








Has NASA sent you to Pluto also?... because I have not seen you there yet...

Signed,
Assanal@LHR







 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:23 am

haha, funny flyboy. i like the sas23 bit.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:25 am

Hey Flyboy, is that a banana in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? Dude, you have a seriously unhealthy obsession.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 12:30 pm

I'm with Flyboy36y on this one.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 4:10 pm

Hepkat,

If you can't stand the heat...

...don't be a flamer.  Smile
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:24 pm

Thanks Hepkat. You have taken some of the heat off of me. Next time you come to L.A., I will be sure to "hook you up".

signed, Matt D
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:06 pm

Hello.

-Hoons- Celebrating 1 year of presence on airliners.net forums
The biggest mistake made by most human beings: Listening to only half, understanding just a quarter and telling double.
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:21 pm

And also 1 year since the start of Internet provision in S.Korea, previously it was banned due to the use of it in Kuwait, great rivals of Korea.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:38 pm

It has definitely been too long, since I dropped a Song Parody for everyone. Well, KROC is back, and I will give Airlinelover the credit for suggesting the song, I just used it in a different way. Here it is, enjoy.
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"Supermodel" by Jill Sobule Parody

"Matt D Model" by KROCMatt D Model

I don't care what my straight friends say
I'm gonna be a Matt D model
Everyone is gonna be gay like me,
wait and see

When I'm a Matt D model
and my ass will sting like a bee.
Everyone wants to be gay like me
me................

Cause I'm not hung and I'm here and so homosexual,
I'm gonna be a Matt D model
(2x)

I wish that I was like Matt D
with a car likes hers errrr his and a pair of boots like his.
And I show them how, how gay I am
Yes I can, yes I can.

And I write my OUT Magazine report,
why I love my shorts, with my combat boots
And oh, on my locker door it is the coolest thing
the biggest spluge mark you have ever seen.

Cause I'm not hung and I'm here and so homosexual,
I'm gonna be a Matt D model
(2x)

I didn't get a girl yesterday,
I'm not gonna get a girl today
I'm not gonna get a girl tomorrow
Cause I'm gonna be a Matt D model

so homosexual.......I'm gonna be a Matt D Model
Cause I'm not hung and I'm here and so homosexual,
I'm gonna be a Matt D model
(4x)

I'm gonna be a Matt D model
I'm gonna be a Matt D model…..


 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:32 pm

Let's revive this thread again, it's slowly sliiping down at the bottom of the lists.
In Arsene we trust!!
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Fri Aug 02, 2002 12:42 am

After running away to Kalifornia (where you first months rent is free, state law) I had to sell the BMW for cash, now all that money is gone and daddy will not send me more, please help

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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Fri Aug 02, 2002 1:39 am

Flyboy....I bow down to you in comic genius.

"If you can't stand the heat.....don't be a flamer!". ROFL  Laugh out loud

This made me laugh really hard. Thanks Flyboy.


aaron
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Fri Aug 02, 2002 1:45 am

I love hepKAT and araFAT

Signed,
SAS23
 
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RE: Hepkat And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Fri Aug 02, 2002 1:45 am

new people pop in and out (like men in Matt D's apartment).

Can I be added to that list? What's the access code to your gate? Can I have next Saturday night with you all to myself? I'd like to participate in some in and out popping in your apartment myself, with emphasis on in and out cuz you are definitely in, and I want you in me. Just make sure you don't pull out too early.

Signed,
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