#1 After a long internal debate KFC has decided to launch a million dollar ad campaign directed at its new target market..
#2 "Due to transportation budget cutbacks we will now be using fattened squirrels as speed bumps".
#3 Taiwan is now confident that they are ready for an invasion of mainland China using purple haired robot women and stuffed monkeys. Bush responded by promptly adding Taiwan to his axis of evil....Upon his announcement the EU announced that they will support Taiwan and supply them with Squirrel roadbumps (as military funds were also cut) to stop Chinese retaliation.
#4 "ohhhhh its my turn now! Who wants to see me in a wet shirt???"
#5 "Before I take this picture I really need to know who farted".......This is the last picture of Lloyd who after pointing at god was mysteriously hit and killed by a bolt of lightning.
"How Many Assholes we got on this ship?" - Lord Helmet