#1. "I'm a pilot. I'm a pilot. Yeah... I'm a pilot. See... I'm a pilot." - The autistic ramblings of Planeman.
#2. "Hon, this'll be the last pic for today cuz I think I just impaled my sac on this damn fencepost."
#3. Young Saddam envisions the day when he will rule ALL of the middle east... starting with Iraq.
#5. "... Not after you just slobbered all over it."
Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!