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Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:58 am

I know I know. Why Airlinelover. Why does he, a non-regular get his name in the bright lights. Well, after him constantly begging and pleading for it (like Mcringring begs and pleads for Matt D to give it up), I started to take him as a viable source. Then, after scanning the world of online music, I came across this remix (that will be posted at the end). In it, he professes his love for one Matt D, as well as bits and pieces of there *ahem* extra curricular activities. We had new people enter at the last minute, for name consideration. GKirk. C72. But you need to be at least a somewhat regular. The Innuendo Side is growing, and attracting more and more people. So sit back, laugh, post, make fun of Matt D, Mcringring, and Arsenal@LittleShaft and enjoy the post.

Now, for the song. Apparently Airlinelover remade Tracy Ullman's one hit "They Don't Know". Obviously the song fell into obscurity quick, but it shows the struggles of Airlinelover and Matt D's 'growing' relationship.

Arsenal, the next thread.....................won't be yours either!

"They Don't Know" by Airlinelover (KROC remix)

You've been around for such a long time now
Oh, maybe I could leave you but I don't know how
And why should I be horney every night
When I could be with you, an in your ass tight
And I don't listen to Mcringring who will say
That you're bad for me and I should turn you away

Cause they don't know 'bout us
They've never heard of man love

I get a feeling when I look at you
I get a chubby and I know you do too
They say we're crazy but I just don't care
And if they keep on talkin', still they get nowhere
So I don't mind if they don't understand
Just because we have each others cocks in our hands

Cause they don't know 'bout us
They've never heard of man love

(do do-do-do)
Why should it matter if Mcringring is Jealous
(do do-do-do)
We should just take our chances because I'm Airlinelover and I like them fellas

[musical bridge]

Baby

There's a need for living in my ass
Now I've found rod, I'm gonna make it blast
I tell the others don't bother me
I'm going to take it all until I can't see
My eyes slimed shut by your manful glee
Now I keep my eyes wide shut, and pretend your Tom Cruise when he's on his knees

Cause they don't know 'bout us
They've never heard of man love

No I don't listen to their wasted lines
Got my eyes wide open and I see the signs

Cause they don't know 'bout us
They've never heard of man love
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:01 am

Arsenal, the next thread.....................won't be yours either!

*Sanctions take immediate effect*

In Arsene we trust!!
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:01 am

....*deep breath*.........why do you fight?..........*deep breath*..........................joing the Innuendo Side....*deep breath*.........your "mods" won't help you now............"deep breath*......and Arseanal@LHR, I am your father.......
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:04 am

KROC, his sanctions included Sanction no.2 - All the usual suspects (KROC,777236ER,We're nuts,Donder10,Pheo) must receive at least one dose of the legendary Arsenal@LHR SHAFT!

Now, personally I think we should run like the wind. Then again, is something as microscopic as the "legendary" (for all the wrong reasons) Arseanal shaft REALLY going to hurt? Well, Matt D? Does it?
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:06 am

Yeah, but microscopic things can carry disease! Good think I left my car running incase such a thing ever happened. I hope you did the same!
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:11 am

Guess I have to wait at least another 300 posts. Its cause I'm a Gator isn't it? Hey KROC, why don't you place some bets against UF, I'll make sure the football team doesn't win for you  Acting devilish

No arrests have yet been made in the hit and run incident that disabled most of the Gator offence. Police have only 1 lead, the driver was described as a white male, dressed as a pirate wearing a rasta hat with dreadlocks. If you have any information regarding this incident, please call the Gainesville Police Department.....
fuddle duddle
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:14 am

Hit and run? No need for that. You dress up as a Rasta Pirate. Go to the games, and when the Gators see you, there will be noway they can continue to play. They will be laughing to hard!  Big grin
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:17 am

Hey I have to go to school there for at least 4th hours. I don't want to make a complete ass of myself in front of 40,000 people until about junior year
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:18 am

erm, that should read "4 years"
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:21 am

Muhahahahaha. I have already started my Clones in sending out emails with 2 attachments to all email addresses at the University Of Florida. They know you are coming from a mile away!
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:21 am

Do Expo fans get confused by numbers over 4 ?:D
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:22 am

The only thing Expo Fan knows, is that this is the last year they will see baseball in Montreal. Thanks god too.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:24 am

Ouch guys that was below the belt. KROC, I assume you'll be in line for tickets when the new downtown ballpark is completed?
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:29 am

Hockey Stadium maybe.

They can't get 3,000 people to a game, much less get a stadium funded.

And hey, notice how Matt D AND Mcringring are MIA yet again??? Coincidence? Not even close.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:47 am

I thought we were clear on this KROC.

The Spos have been drawing in the 8,000-15,000 range consistantly for quite some time, with some weekend attendance peaking to 20,000-25,000. An investment group is preparing to finance the team and a new ballpark, which has been planned to cost about $200 million and hold about 35,000-37,000. Also, the former shareholders have launched a lawsuit to keep the team in the city, recover their lost investment and bring to light some of Selig and Loria's back alley dealings.

The major thorn in their side now is Olympic Stadium, an impressive place once for the Games, but completely unsuited for baseball, indoors, and away from the fans; far east from downtown, meaning fans have to fight through downtown traffic in the opposite direction of their homes, to go to and from the stadium. The downtown open-air park will bring fans to the games by giving them what they want to enjoy baseball.

here's a pic in case youre wondering.


I'll take you to a game when we finally get it built
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:50 am

I'll take you to a game when we finally get it built

Looks like I won't be going to Montreal anytime soon.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:52 am

KROC...

...by giving Airlinelover his own thread you have filled his head with (misplaced) feelings of greatness. His already big head has swelled to a size so big it can only compare to Matt Ds jaw after Aresenl overdosed on Viagra...

I ONLY HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING....

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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:55 am

Maybe so Jacob, but also, his homosexual tendencies have been exposed for all to see as well. He just might break down over this!!!
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:57 am

Damn. Who is voting on this. Sabena 690? Over and over?
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:09 am

Well thanks KROC, there goes my self-esteem out the window. Maybe Matt D will take me in and appreciate me
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:35 am

Hallo!

And now for something... completley different:



If this gets you antsy in your pantsy... ring me at my UK residence. If my mum answers the blower... ask her to summon me. I may be preoccupied puttting in fake bristols... but if ne we can chat. I'll even dress up for you:



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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 11:24 am

I think we all know what kind of "appreciation" Matt D has in store for you....

Dear moderators: No.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 11:31 am

And I come prepared



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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:16 pm

Common guys, do we really need a visit from this guy??



Chris
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:39 pm

Well, we all know how much I like bears.... not Panda Bears though... I prefer these kinds:



Thanks,

Chris
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:42 pm

Sorry,

Airlinelover must have linked it wrong. Here it is:



Arsenal@LHR
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:32 pm

If I never and I mean NEVER see another guy licking a bear skin rug...I will be able to live my life just the same. Too early to have to see that. Damn.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:59 pm

OMG....KROC,777236ER etc are all a target of Arseanal@LHR's "legendary" shaft!?! Will the Innuendo threads ever be the same? Will KROC,777236ER end up the same way as MattD or Mcringring, or will they escape.....who knows
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:27 pm

Rest asured my Irish buddy GKirk. Our hero's KROC and 777236ER will never fall victom to Arsenal's Shaft and join the wrong side...the side of Matt D and Mcringring. Our hero's will live on in a purely heterosexual way. The only differene is that I'll be getting chicks.....777236ER will be getting rejected by his girlie.
 
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Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:36 pm



Arseanal@MIT has joined Uni?
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Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:40 pm



The "Legendary" Arseanal@LHR shaft?
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:46 pm

Possibly the first user with the name KROC?
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:56 pm

GKirk the Welsh. LMAO. Thing is. That shaft you showed, is far too big to be Arsenal's shaft. If you remember, in the last thead, it was made clear, that even with the Hubble Telescope, seeing Arsenal's shaft is still a difficult thing to do.

As for Ray Kroc. He is a wannabe. Plain and Simple.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:05 pm

I believe that the image of the shaft is magnified by 1,000,000 times.
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:18 pm

Okay, that makes much more sense then, but would still be drastically too big.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:31 pm

Latest picture of Mcringring upon seeing Arseanal@Reveal, exposing himself.
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycelebs/html/up-celebs-00028.htm
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:39 pm

I had no idea Mcringring was the wrestling personality Paul Bearer, fka Percy Pringle. We have a celebrity amoung us, other than Arsenal@LHR who is famous for having the world's smallest penis.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:09 pm

*Boycott still active*

In Arsene we trust!!
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:21 pm

*Boycott still active*

Thank God. GKirk has filled in nicely in your place (OR so says Matt D), and the thread is back to its glorious, humerous beginnings.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:53 pm

Thank God. GKirk has filled in nicely in your place (OR so says Matt D), and the thread is back to its glorious, humerous beginnings.

*Ahem*

Sanction no.3 - There is no alternative to the legendary Arsenal@LHR!

Sanction no.4 - No one fills in for the great man himself.

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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 11:05 pm

Innuendo Rule #1. Arsenal Sucks

Innuendo Rule #2. Arsenal is not legandary, and can be easily replaced. (As GKirk has showed)

Innuendo Rule #3. Great man is NOT a title reserved for ARSEnal@LHR.

Innuendo Rule #4. When signing things like Mendoza, Mc-whoever will not be tollerated, and only furthers why Arsenal sucks.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 11:09 pm

Innuendo Rule #1. Arsenal Sucks

Yes, well.....*ahem*
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 11:19 pm

Sanction no.4 - No man named "KROCK" or "777236ER" shall try to overshadow the legend himself.

Signed Sergio
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 11:38 pm

Arsenal, I have a puppy in THIS hand and a shotgun in THIS hand (don't ask how I'm typing). If you try to make another joke again the puppy gets it, ok?
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Aug 14, 2002 11:58 pm

Luckily for us 777236ER, there is no man named "KROCK" to try and "overshadow" the legendary used Douche Bag...Arsenal.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 15, 2002 12:00 am

Sanction no.5 - Thou shalt be no threatening behaviour towards the legend by KROC or 777236ER.

Signed Shultz
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 15, 2002 12:01 am

Well the sanctions must be real, since only someone who has been Knighted can impsoe sanctions here, and I have proof that I have been Knighted by that nice Queen lady,the proof is shown below, it's my very own "Coat of Arms" thingy. I have a question the Queen said that her name was Matt, and to be Knighted I had to spit-shine his errrr... her Royal scepter

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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 15, 2002 12:04 am

looks like another poor defenseless puppy just died  Crying.

thanks ARSENAL@LHR you monster.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 15, 2002 12:06 am

And the Innuendo powers have Arsenal up against the ropes!!!!!! We haven't seen such a fast and effective beating since the Germans invaded France during WWII...well, and since the last time Mcringring visited Matt D in L.A.
 
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RE: Airlinelover And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Aug 15, 2002 12:13 am

And the Innuendo powers have Arsenal up against the ropes!!!!!!

Not possible. Superpowers don't get messed around with.
Long-live the legendary Arsenal@LHR!



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