1.a) Efirstname.lastname@example.org: The source for cheapest bathroom tissues!
1.b) Micro$oft: "Where do you want to [*go*] today?"
1.c) Trust me, you'll be busy!
1.d) [Micro$oft knowledge base] If the toilet doesn't flush, hit [ctrl]+[alt]+[del] and terminate tflush.exe.
2. Future aspiring Harvard graduate planning to plot destruction [*snickers*].
3. "getting lame people off their cars... ...and this will minimize car accidents not caused by lame people, but by people who stare at lame people while on the road"
4.a) Dog training was NEVER that easy. Pet$mart can help!
4.b) "Dog gets up-close and personal..."
5.) Before Kermit goes on TV and influences kids... ...
P.S.: Thx for the pics, dripstick!
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