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Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 10:55 am

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man cut off the little finger on his right hand, then his scrotum, then his penis and finally his left hand in a drug-induced act of self-mutilation after arguing with his wife.

http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/268526|oddlyenough|09-19-2002::09:42|reuters.html

Yet another perfectly good reason to lay off drugs. Anything that is going to contribute to someone slicing off there Johnson and Spaldings, not to mention a digit.

Hey Australia, whit kind of crack you sellin' down there?  Big grin
 
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 10:58 am

Wow. I didn't know Australian Rules football even HAD a pre-season training camp!
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 11:13 am

An Australian man cut off...his scrotum, then his penis

That'll teach his wife a lesson in deprivation! Yup.

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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 11:42 am

Lord knows what sort of drugs he'd taken. Woulnd't have a clue what sort of drugs are here in this country, probably the same as everywhere else.

Apparently they had a tremendous amount of trouble trying to hold the guy down to stop the bleeding.

*ugh!*

""Only in Australia huh?""

lol

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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 11:54 am

Kick a mime at half time.

You're insane, Michael.
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 2:50 pm

One for the Darwin awards.
 
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 6:17 pm

From the article. "The man was flown to Sydney for emergency microsurgery and was now in a stable condition, police said. "

His penis must have been very small then.
 
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 6:37 pm

Why even help a looser like that?!
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Fri Sep 20, 2002 6:44 pm

A good lesson in "why not too take drugs"
chilling.....
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sat Sep 21, 2002 2:26 am

no darwin award, he didn't die..maybe an "honorable mention" tho.
 
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sat Sep 21, 2002 2:36 am

Thats some funny sh*t right there. LMAO  Laugh out loud

Then again, smokin a joint never caused anyone to do that...!
 
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sat Sep 21, 2002 4:07 am

It's bad enough when yer wife hacks it off but to live life knowing you cut your own penis off.... man that guy's gonna be mentally (and physically) wrecked.
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sat Sep 21, 2002 5:04 am

OMG....that must be some BAD CRACK cut with windex,clorox and other crap. Cutting off Mr Happy? He really must have been in a separate reality.LOL..I agree with KLAX...you don't see stoners going and doing these sort of things. No more crack for him.  Yeah sure Tisk tisk.


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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sat Sep 21, 2002 5:43 am

"No more crack for him"

Excellent!
 
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sun Sep 22, 2002 1:33 am

haha.......sounds like Bombstar finally bit the dust!!!!!!! Big grin
 
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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sun Sep 22, 2002 1:42 am

Doesn't the scrotum count as TWO body parts?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sun Sep 22, 2002 1:46 am

Hey, this has got to stop, you people get all excited because they reattach my man's Mr. Happy but what about me...

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RE: Man Slices Off Four Body Parts

Sun Sep 22, 2002 1:42 pm

I remember seeing a website about a guy who called himself "Dog Slut" who castrated himself. He took pictures and wrote a very detailed account of it as if he was describing the process of changing the oil in his car. The world is so full of weirdos....

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