From the blatantly obvious file, and answering my own questions from my first post on this topic:
Just heard on ESPN that the dad's been in the can for burglary and assault.
Who'da thunk it? He looks like such a fine upstanding citizen.
They also said he called a cousin during the 7th inning and told her to turn on the game. She couldn't find the channel so he told her to "watch the news".
He must really be missing "Bubba". Don't worry, bro. You'll be back to see him before you know it!