SInGAPORE_AIR
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Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 7:24 am

Seeing my name being signed by someone else on this forum was a shock. I was unimpressed. So I decided to go through the forum archives with my user name in the search box.

I realise that I have been defamed! However, as I read on, I was amused and the people involved did bring a big smile to my face (even though I'm meant to be doing I.T. homework now).

So here are some comments I'd like to share with you...
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THe only thing I can relate this odd comment to is like someone saying Arsenal@LHR and Singapore_Air are the same person, because they have similar jokes. But they still aren't the same person – TurbineBeaver

Singapore_Air. You don't understand the logic of humor period. – KROC

Or visit Singapore_Air, in between press releases, he might be able to give you some humor tips – TurbineBeaver

Even with the after effects of anesthesia, and some percoset, he still makes Singapore_Air look like a comedian. – TurbineBeaver

I'm not impressed.

Signed,
Singapore Air – Turbine Beaver

Sadly, while I was banned, I had this vision that Singapore_Air was a stand up comedian.......then I just woke up and realized that I had been reading way too many of Arsenal's posts. - TurbineBeaver

Har Har Har. I am not ammused Ihadapheo.

Signed, Singapore_Air - KROC

Arsenal, stop trying to kid yourself. Singapore_Air is a friggin riot compared to you!!! - KROC

Sorry Singapore_Air, I had nothing to post, so I decided to post this... Sorry!


- Hoons90

Arsenal@LHR's jokes and topless pics of Cheong Choong Koong
Signed@Singapore_Air - Donder10

Absolutely disgraceful. I am unimpressed. I will ring up Cathay Pacific Customer Service right now. Signed, Singapore_Air turned Cathay_Air - 9V-SVE

Where am I? I'm a funny guy(allegedly). I'm so funny I make Singapore_Air look like a professional Comedian.

Signed, Arsenal@LHR - KROC

This is really who I am:



Signed, Singapore_Air, number one FREE advertiser of Singapore Airlines Limited on Aviation Forum Sites.

This is me very worried about SIA's future because of the SQ006 Crash:



Signed, 9V-SVA aka GUNDU aka Darryl Chua aka B772ER

Look at my wife in the background:



Signed, Singapore_Air

This is my true identity:



Signed, HKGspotter1 - 9VSVE

-Lighten up. Innuendo thread. Jokes. Laugh. Stop having the sense of humor like Singapore_Air - KROC

Signapore_Air,

We at Signapore Air Appreciate your repeated e-mails concerning how we can better run our airline. Signapore Airlines always appreciates input from valued customers like you but your request to become our corporate communications V.P. must be denied. We also would appreciate you cease from posting our press releases on A.Net, we would like our web site to be a single point of reference for internet users. We have looked into your request for Signapore Air bed sheets, Signapore Air Underwear and Singapore Air Condoms, these items do not exist in our company store and there has never been any interest in these items till now. Please understand we can not give out confidential information about our flight attendants and we have no plans to release a photo calendar of Signapore Air F/A's in the future. There has also been reports about your lingering in our terminals in the UK and disturbing our operation, we ask if you do not intend to fly Signapore Air that you stay away. Our employee's time is valuable to uninterrupted service and repeatedly asking questions about, when our new uniforms are coming out and what crews are flying out today seem to seriously impact employee moral and overall our mission effectiveness. Please understand your interest is kind in our Airline but stalking our crews must stop.

signed,

Singapore Air – TechRep / KROC?

At least we are creative Singapore_Air. I mean how tough is it to copy and past links from the BBC? - KROC

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(not an article)

Singapore Airlines today announced that its work day will be changed to 8.31-5.31 instead of 8.30 to 5.30. Announcing this major shocking newsworthy change to the Stock Exchange, Dr Cheong said that such a change was necessary to cut costs in an ever changing environment.

More available at Dowjones Newswires.

I'm sure fellow SIA fans will be very interested to know this and are rejoicing with me! Kudos to SIA for offering the inflight service that other airlines talk about! Can you imagine how this news will affect SIA's bottomline? We can now beat CX to become the best airline in the whole world! DOWN WITH CX! – Docpepz


I just received a letter from Singapore Airlines who threatened legal action against me if I did not withdraw defamatory remarks I supposedly made against them last week.

Apparently I said that their service levels sucked and that they had paid Skytrax to award them third place in cabin service, when they in fact should have been in third last place behind Aeroflot. But MH apparently paid more and were therefore put in first place. (And at the same time it explained a large part of their billion ringgit loss last year)

I was told to expect lawyers' letters from both Skytrax and MAS in due course, as well.

After doing a search on Windows XP, I found out that the hacker's IP address came from The Cathay Pacific lounge in Hong Kong's Chek Lap Kok International Airport.

I know it is that bugger Hkgspotter1 framing me! I appeal to all SIA fans to unite with me in my time of need, when the company I put my faith and life upon is now turning its back against me!

My team of Queens Counsels are now at hand drafting letters to SIA Head office and SIA UK. The hearing starts next Tuesday and I'm sure Her Majesty's courts will be just and fair.

If necessary, we'll exhaust all the available means to clear my name. We are contemplating going to the International Court of Justice, War Crimes Tribunal and the UN Security Council.

Do stay updated for more news!!!! – Docpepz


Singapore Airlines...A great way to Fly has just announced its 1,549,612th landing at Changi Airport!!!
This is such a great day for Singapore and all airline enthusiasts everywhere. If anyone thinks any other city in Asia is important for airline business, this proves them wrong forever. This makes CX and that stupid airport in Hong Kong a child, I hate them. – RogueTrader


- Singapore_Air

I concur with Boeing757Fan. We are very seperate people, we just have similar tastes. He is my P'N'C (partner in crime) thats how you can tell were two different people. Now, back to plotting against Singapore_Air and LY744. - KROC

If Osama is caught, he should be locked in a room for a year with Singapore_Air, LY744, Lubcha132, and Airmale. That would serve him right!!!!! - KROC
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 Big thumbs up Well done. You made me laugh and smile. Kudos (I think)
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
KROC
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 7:32 am

Well done Singapore_Air. Indeed this is all in jest, and meant to be for fun. Light hearted humor does everyone good. It is refreshing to see someone come around and stop being so serious all the time. Well done indeed!  Big thumbs up

Hey listen, I AM funnier than Singapore_Air. No really I am...

Signed, Arsenal@LHR
 
777236ER
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 7:34 am

Even I'm funnier than you! Honestly! I AM!!

Signed,
Arsenal@LHR.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
777236ER
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 7:35 am

Dammit KROC got there first again (As usual... - Matt D).

Great minds...etc.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 7:37 am

So Singapore_Air is really ILS's daddy?

Signed
Arsenal@BataviaDowns
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
Guest

RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 9:16 am

Seeing my name being signed by someone else on this forum was a shock. I was unimpressed.

Totally a non-sense. It's Singapore Airlines/SIA which should be unimpressed, not you.

If you are upset with someone using your username for other posts and demands everybody stops using it, then I might Suggest the following: SINGAPORE AIRLINES file a lawsuit against you for "using company's corporate name on a forum to misleading people", and demands you to stop using the company's name.

Remember, it's not just you who may be unimpressed.

 
TurbineBeaver
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 10:23 am

Glad to see some of my posts up there.
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Singapore Airlines Ltd. Inc. (c) TM stock went up .00001321453% in the past 5 minutes. I will keep you informed.

Signed,
Singapore_Air
 
We're Nuts
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 10:57 am

Great minds...etc.

And fools rarely differ?
Dear moderators: No.
 
docpepz
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 12:51 pm

Yo Singapore_Air

u r an integral part of this forum. We imitate you cos we LOVE YOU BABY!

It takes a lot of courage to laugh at oneself. I'm glad you started this post....

I still remember when you were going through that "(not an article)" phase.... Oh boy you are so funny! this really made me laugh....

and this phase where you and Hkgspotter were just bickering and bickering... though you guys are quite cordial now (to say the least)

Hope Hkgspotter says something in response to this!

 
us330
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 1:06 pm

Well, at least you have somewhat of a sense of humor now, therefore my respect for you has gone up from None at all to Hardly any at all.
 
SInGAPORE_AIR
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 3:59 pm

Us330, well thank you  Laugh out loud However, I find it hard to not laugh at such comments!

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Actually Singapore_Air, the Singapore Airlines Limited stock price went down 0.52% to a very low S$9.60. I am unamused.

Signed,

TurbineBeaver
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hehe
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9V-SVA
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 4:11 pm

Any one wants a pic of how Khoa really looks like with his Indian gf?

Signed, 9V-SVE aka ZX Lee

9V-SVA | B772ER
 
9V-SVE
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 4:14 pm

LOL don't ya have a sense of humour?  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 4:19 pm

9V-SVE: Normally not. I rarely laugh and take things very seriously. But what the hell were you thinking with this?!



Tsk tsk!  Laugh out loud
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9V-SVE
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 4:47 pm

Hahaha. People were making a few jokes so I decided to join in lol Big grin
 
9V-SVA
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 5:22 pm

Should I or should I not post Khoa's photo?

9V-SVA
9V-SVA | B772ER
 
SInGAPORE_AIR
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 6:50 pm

No you should not! And how the hell did you get it anyway?

My "friend" would be unamused  Big grin  Big grin  Big thumbs up
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9V-SVE
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 8:34 pm

Hahahahaha please MSN it to me  Big grin
 
KROC
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 8:42 pm

Stop teasing us all. Hook up Singapore_Air's fans as well as the rest of the A.net public.
 
TurbineBeaver
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 9:29 pm

Lets see the pic.

And Singapore_Air, i'm not unamused, cause i don't CARE about SIA's stock!  Big thumbs up

TB
 
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Thu Oct 03, 2002 9:58 pm

As funny as watching paint dry..........................
 
777236ER
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Fri Oct 04, 2002 1:11 am

We're nuts, And fools rarely differ?

You should know all about being a fool, living on an obscure island with "high-speed" 0.03kbps internet access.

As funny as watching paint dry..........................

Well that's still funnier than hearing you talk.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
hoons90
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Fri Oct 04, 2002 1:39 am

Haha,
it's called humour.
If you didnt like that, all I can say is sorry.  Smile
The biggest mistake made by most human beings: Listening to only half, understanding just a quarter and telling double.
 
donder10
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Fri Oct 04, 2002 2:40 am

Pics of Singapore_Air?I wonder where we could find one? Smile
 
Guest

RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Fri Oct 04, 2002 12:57 pm

forgot to convert Khoa's voice into mp3 when I was voice meeting with him months ago.  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:16 am

777236ER,

 Sleepy
 
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Sat Oct 05, 2002 2:57 pm

Singapore Air's stock price plummeted; its Israel's fault.

Signed,
SAS23
 
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RE: Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!

Sun Oct 06, 2002 1:25 am

Stop making fun of me!

Signed, Singapore_Air

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