1. I come from Old Delhi, which is right next to New Delhi, this is me flying to America, to work at Your Deli.
2. "The ring is gorgeous, I don't know what to say."
"Then say o.k."
3. "I lost all this weight from AIDS. Yes, these boys were my aides for the weight loss program."
4. C'mon! Dick to butt people, dick to butt!
Sometimes I go about in pity for myself and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.