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Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Sun Oct 13, 2002 8:52 pm

Like the topic says.

"boy that's cute"
"I could have done better doing it myself"
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Sun Oct 13, 2002 9:04 pm

"we need to talk" (translated into, I need to talk, you need to listen)

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Sun Oct 13, 2002 9:08 pm

"Your Married!!!"

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Sun Oct 13, 2002 9:42 pm

"I told you so!"
"I'm sorry, but..." (anything starting with that means "Danger! Danger! Will Robinson."
"I need my space."

I'm sure I've missed hundreds of others...
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Sun Oct 13, 2002 9:57 pm

I'm pregnant.

(oh boy......)


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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Sun Oct 13, 2002 10:04 pm

It's not you. It's me!!! (typical sentence)



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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Sun Oct 13, 2002 11:19 pm

Let's just be friends.....
You're like a brother to me.....
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 12:25 am

"So, do you think she's pretty?"
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 12:31 am

I have the clap.
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 1:50 am

"Do I look fat in this ?"

Hint to younger veiwers, say NO !!!!!!!!!!!

No matter if she looks like a beached whale, nothing good will ever come from an answer that isn't NO !!!!!!!!
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 2:38 am

"Everything's on sale. Let's go !!"
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 2:49 am

(Referring to another couple) "Of course I'm jealous!"
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 3:58 am

"where did the condom go?"
"we are going shopping"
"hold my purse"
"let me drive"

all of these things were said by my girlfriend to me... horrifying
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:51 am

"Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't weeebe friends."

Kevin

oh yea, that's by smashmouth.
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:54 am

"Im leaving you for a woman".


Now, its good if she says "I have someone else in my life.... A Woman, is that ok"?


 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:55 am

Now why don't you try sucking my d*ck!

Never go out with a Filipino girl without checking first!
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 5:08 am

Don't ever come out of a movie and say something like...

"That Sigourney Weaver is a seeexxy woman"

because later that night, when you say...

"Honey, you know, this meatloaf's a little dry..."

She'll respond with...

"Well why don't you have Sigourney Weaver make that meatloaf for you!"

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 5:13 am

Or another bit by Jeff Foxworthy, if your woman asks you...

"Honey, do you think she's pretty?"

respond with...

"Oh no, I hate blond women with big, firm breasts."  Laugh out loud
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 5:32 am

"Wasn't it supposed to last longer than that?"
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 6:29 am

ryan - I take it you learnt that from first hand experience?  Laugh out loud.

It has to be, 'lets be friends', although the sick ones are pretty good too  Smile
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:23 am

"you know that time on the beach 1 month ago? well....."

"I told you so"

Also any kind of complaining in the morning. grrrr
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:50 am

"Is it in yet?"
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 10:21 am

"it'll hurt if I swallow"  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 10:25 am

"Was it good for you" ... Especially if you have yet to start.

Yours,
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 11:01 am

"im late"
"so when are you going to ask me to get married?"
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 11:04 am

"next time we go out, let's invite your best friend again....he makes me laugh"

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 11:26 am

You know that you're screwed whan a woman says "You are such a sweet man." Been there myself many times. I think it means "you are not rich enough."
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 11:38 am

"You are such a sweet man." Been there myself many times.

How true indeed.


...or "you're a really nice guy".
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 1:07 pm

"Honey, do you remember when we first.........?"
Women tend to remember anniversary of all sorts.

"I'm fine, just leave me alone!"
If you really do leave her alone, you'll be in trouble. They don't want to tell you what's bothering them, they EXPECT you to be a mindreader!

"Honey, do I look good in this?"
Just say YES to save yourself a bit of trouble.
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 1:18 pm

"Would you like to meet my husband?"
"I hope you dont mind my kids"
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 2:51 pm

"Can we bring another man into the bedroom with us" (I have no problem if she suggests bringing another woman)

"I think I'm pregnant..."

"Did I mention I'm cheating on you"

"You mean I didnt tell you I had an STD" (thank God that has never been said to me)

"I like that ring..." (of course its an engagement/wedding ring)

"You suck in bed" (Another thing I have never heard)
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 3:08 pm

This is the worst that could happen. You are sitting at home and the phone rings.

You: Hello?

Voice: Hi, this is the Jerry Springer Show. Your girlfriend is coming on the show, and we would like to bring you on as well.

You:  Wow!
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:34 pm

Let's have my mother stay over for a week...

Honey, could you pick up (insert name of favorite female sanitary product here) for me at the supermarket.

IT's triplets...


Oh, Bobby, I m almost there, keep it coming.... (and your name is Joseph)





 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Mon Oct 14, 2002 5:13 pm

How about:

"...Not tonight, I got a headache.." Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend

Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:00 am

the worst thing your girlfriend could say right after great sex:

"Honey, its me. I'll be home in 10 minutes."
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:56 am

"It's nothing. I'm fine."
"He's just a friend."
"Aw, c'mon! Dance with me!"
"Ok, I had lunch with him. That was it!"
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:57 am

"your Dad's a better kisser"
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 3:30 am

"You took it out just as it was starting to feel good."  Sad

"I NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN... I HOPE YOU DIE!!!"  Wow!



As you can probably tell, my life has been quite an adventure. ~sigh~



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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 3:33 am

"your Dad's a better kisser"

hahaha, baaaad  Laugh out loud
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:25 am

I hope I NEVER hear my girlfriend say anything! Big grin

However, my bro has said he dreads hearing his wife saying 'I just want to run into (insert store name) for just a second' because he says it turns out to be an hour or more!
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:13 am

If you offer her seconds on something to eat, she says:

"What, am I fat? So you think I'm fat huh? I'll show you fat! (then she starts to eat the entire carton of ice cream).
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:14 am

or "can you pick me up some tampons, when your out getting the milk"
so discouraging!
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend

Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:21 am

Frank!!! Yes!!! Oh Frank!!! Just like that!!! God yes!!! Frank!!!

And your name is Mike.

 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:26 am

"The doctor called with your test results. You've got Ebony? Ebowl? Ebola? Something like that. He said take tommorow off. Do you want chicken or meatloaf tonight?"
 
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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 3:11 pm

How about the dreaded..."So, do you notice anything different?"

*crying* that always is fun...

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 10:44 pm

"You're 31 now, how long until you quit that stupid band?"

You're always spending time with your friends. When are you going to grow up and just stay home?"

"We should move in together"

"the...spiders! They're everywhere! They're crawling all over me THEY'RE GETTING IN MY EYES!! AAAAARGH!"

"We're having dinner with my parents."

"We're going away for the weekend with my parents."

"sniff.sob"

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Tue Oct 15, 2002 11:41 pm

Ryanb741 wrote:
Now why don't you try sucking my d*ck!
Never go out with a Filipino girl without checking first!


I guess over there you can never tell the difference, eh? Big grin

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Wed Oct 16, 2002 5:39 am

Here's a word you NEVER wan't to hear a girl say to you in bed.

YUK!!!





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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend

Wed Oct 16, 2002 5:59 am

Actually "Why Can't We Be Friends" is by War, not Smashmouth. Smashmouth just covered it because they can't write their own music.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.

Thu Oct 17, 2002 4:54 am

"Let's go to the mall"
"I'm too tired to do it (make out)"
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