klm672
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Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 7:32 am

What is your favorite Jerry Seinfeld bit?
 
777236ER
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 7:52 am

Can you have a favourite?
Your bone's got a little machine
 
Glenn
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 7:59 am

The bit where I have the ability to change channels. Was OK first 20 times you saw the episodes but now it is just a drain  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
FutureSQPilot
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 8:21 am

Glenn- You can never have too much of the best show ever!

From the routine that he's doing now I love his whole thing about the shoe bomber (if anyone has seen it you'll know what I'm talking about) and also his thing about cleaning up after yourself at the movie theater. From the show, his bit about fear of public speaking being more prominent than fear of death and how this means that people would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy at a funeral would probably be my favorite.
 
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:45 am

"It's The Beast!!!"  Pissed
Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:56 am

"I mean whats the deal with ____" he is a funny guy, i dont care all that much for his stand up much, his show was awesome
Go big or go home
 
dc863
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 1:24 pm

"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
 
learpilot
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Fri Oct 18, 2002 10:40 pm

"You're as pretty as any of these girls, you just need a nose job."
Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 4:52 am

Kramer: They're redoing the Cloud Club.
Jerry: Oh, the restaurant on top of the Chrysler building? That's a good idea.
Kramer: Of course it is, it's my idea.
Jerry: Which part, renovating the restaurant you don't own part, or spending the 200 million you don't have part?

Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2! That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy!

Go big or go home
 
kaitakfan
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 5:28 am

"SERENITY NOW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
klm672
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 5:32 am

The one where Jerry does not know his girlfriend's name.
 
ren41
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 5:36 am

No soup for you!

filler
 
Beefmoney
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 5:47 am

"Damnit Elaine!!! That wasnt Steve, that was the YamYam."
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 6:52 am

KLM672 he calls his girlfriend "mulva"
DELORIS!
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777236ER
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 7:03 am

You're a shmoopy!
Your bone's got a little machine
 
Mr Spaceman
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 7:28 am

Jerry: But it's different for guys. It's like a ritual. It's like shaving!

Elaine: Well, I shave my legs!

Kramer: Not every day!!!






Chris  Smile
"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"
 
KRIC777
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 7:37 am

My Favorite:

The episode where Jerry is with a woman who is physically beautiful but who is agonizingly boring to be with....you see the image from inside Jerry's head where an imaginary Jerry dressed as a penis is playing chess against another Jerry dressed as a brain. That was classic
 
FutureSQPilot
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 11:20 am

A few more: "Shrinkage", "NO SOUP FOR YOU!", "And you want to be my latex salesman."
 
Guest

RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Sat Oct 19, 2002 1:54 pm

I like the episode where george dates the girl that looks like jerry, and kramer says he thinks that george is secretly in love with jerry. Whenever George tries to be intimate he only sees Jerry

UALrampORD
 
klm672
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:55 am

yeah AA remeinds me of a topic here on a.net.
 
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Tue Oct 22, 2002 6:18 am

The one where a heckler ruins his show, and he decides to get even by going to her office and booing and heckling her while she sits at her desk.
 
AWspicious
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:10 am

"Vanderlay Enterprises". (or, is it spelt Vandalay, or how about Vaundalae...)


AW
Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Jerry Seinfeld Bits

Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:29 am

vandalay. it was funny, the last episode the judges name was art vandalay. thats the name they always used in the show
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