Us poor people in the western world. Living under these oppressive, inherently evil regimes, we have little to do other than go on the internet. Unfortunatly, when we get here, we're faced with - to put it frankly - idiots.
Anyway, with KROC joining the dark side, the forces of good are diminishing. Luckily, Arsenal@LHR is missing. We hear reports that he went to find the bathroom and got lost...he apparantly took a wrong turn at the kitchen and now is trapped somewhere near the master bedroom.
Poor guy. Luckily for him, if he manages to find the closet he'll find Mcringring inside who I'm sure will...um...help him out.