tbar220
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My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:50 am

Ok, for this one I owe my inspiration to 777236ER, his post in another middle east thread enlightened me. So here's what we do...

Get both Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat drunk as skunks, throw them into a padded room, lock the door, and leave them there for some time and see what happens. Drunk people always come up with the coolest ideas! If you really want to stir it up a little more, give em some pot and really watch em fly!

And no, I'm not drunk  Laugh out loud
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Scorpio
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:57 am

Hehe... love the idea. And if it doesn't work, we can always tape it and use those tapes to blackmail both of 'em into finally seriously working on peace.
 
777236ER
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 2:14 am

Damn right. I'll be expecting my Nobel Peace Prize in the post, and I'm not paying for delivery. Anyway, there's NOTHING a pint of Carling cannot solve.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
prosa
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 3:12 am

I've got a terrific and permanent solution to the Middle East problem. Now, if I could just figure out how to aim an asteroid ...
"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
 
jamesag96
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 3:17 am

Surprised I haven't seen Parking Lot yet......

J
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
 
artsyman
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 3:33 am

One of the problems with drunken great ideas is that when you sober out, they don't make any sense to anyone at all...including yourself.

J
 
Guest

RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:00 am

I would love to make a documentary of Arafat or Sharon waisted off their ass - like I am on most Thursday nights. holy f*ck that would be awesome.

tnnh
 
TWAL1011
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:51 am

Why Thursday nights?
 
Trvlr
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 12:28 pm

Thursdays aren't good. I'm watching Scrubs on NBC.

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Boeing4ever
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:16 pm

Here's my solution to the issue...bomb them all. That eliminates both sides and therefore erases the conflict. Both sides are harmful to the US and the rest of the world anyway.

B4e-Forever New Frontiers
 
Guest

RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 2:05 pm

Why Thursday? I have no class on Friday and Thursdays are a big night here. I usually get wrecked on thursday nights.

i do so much damage to myself, ugh god.

but its the best.



Delicious.

tnnh
 
avi
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RE: My Newest Solution To The Middle East

Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:39 pm

Sharon will sit on Arafat and that will be the end of the story.
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