WTF? You guys should be watching "World's Wildest Police Videos" on FOX.
Preferably while drinking beer.
That way you can tune out John Bunnell (and what county is HE sheriff of anyway?) and make your own commentary on the police dashboard videos.
"So you've done 70 home invasion robberies and you didn't learn how to steal anything faster than a Nissan Sentra?"
"Yeah! Show that cop who's boss!"
"Don't go into the residential streets, you'll get trapped!"
Ultimate fun for the toasted.