777236ER
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The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:33 am

Well it's been a bit boring recently. No I v. P flaming and precious little funny threads. Presenting 777236ER's amazing "The most pointless thread ever". To the mods: let this one slide Smile

To everyone else, enjoy.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
Beefmoney
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:35 am

I think I'll get in on the ground floor for this thread Smile
 
lehpron
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:50 am

So what is this like some kind of random post extravaganze? Or do you just want to be humored? heck the last time I didi that I got 150 replies before it was archived, which has yet to be beaten, by moi.  Sad
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
777236ER
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:53 am

So what is this like some kind of random post extravaganze? Or do you just want to be humored?

Does it really matter? It's pointless - it has no point.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
CMK10
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:55 am

Now for a pointless story:
I remember back when I was younger, I used to walk to school, the road had lines on it.
DC-10's Forever
"Traveling light is the only way to fly" - Eric Clapton
 
EGGD
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 8:57 am

TWFirst volumes come to mind.

boy I miss those crazy days  Crying.

BUT, for your sake I will avoid making this thread into a nostalgia-TWFirst remberance thread  Wink/being sarcastic.

Soo.... whats the uh.... weather like?? yeah...
 
sushka
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 9:06 am

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I think Ill go back to the Civil Aviation forum now.
Pershoyu Spravoyu Litaki!
 
JetService
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 9:34 am

On average, 2 people per year are killed from vending machines falling on them.

"Shaddap you!"
 
lubcha132
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 1:14 pm

i could not have said it better myself.
 
TWAL1011
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 1:35 pm

A pointless reply...NO! The most pointless reply ever!
 
SSTjumbo
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 1:53 pm

Millions of trumpet players die of strokes a year. Observe:

...very interesting indeed

Cheers
Mike  Sleepy
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seb146
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 1:58 pm

This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
Patriotic and Proud Liberal
 
Alpha 1
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 2:02 pm

Oh, My God-WE'RE BEING INVADED BY LAMB CHOP!!!!

 Big thumbs up
 
B747forlife
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 2:17 pm

Guess what!

I have pants on!

-Nick
 
Shawn Patrick
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:27 pm

Guess what!

I don't!

-Shawn
 
Alpha 1
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:37 pm

Who else was on Lamb Chop? Sharri Lewis was the host, rest her soul. I can't remember the names of the other characters, but that song was great!!
 
USAIRWAYS321
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:37 pm

Guess what!

I also have pants on!

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy Smile/happy/getting dizzy Smile/happy/getting dizzyUSAIRWAYS321 Smile/happy/getting dizzy Smile/happy/getting dizzy Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:43 pm

Other Sharri Lewis charactors you ask..

how about

Charlie Horse

or

Hush Puppy

Yours,
IHadAPheo

Had a Pheo?, Still Alive?, Your Lucky
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NWA742
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:48 pm

I have a secret that might help us all.

Did you know that killer bees are breeding? Everybody will be dead in 3 years if we don't stop them!

They're going to take over!!!!



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


-NWA742
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:49 pm

 
Alpha 1
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:57 pm

Charlie Horse and Hush Puppie!!!!

Stopped watching that when my oldest son turned about 5. Ah, the good old days!  Big grin
 
NWA742
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:59 pm

^^^^^^^^^





-NWA742
Some people are like slinkies - not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
 
SQ772
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 4:23 pm

I am waiting for a call...there're 2 ants crawling on my keyboard...oops, I just killed 1 after typing the word 'keyboard'....oops I did it again....

There's always a better way to fly...
 
Shawn Patrick
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 4:33 pm



I've always wondered about that.
 
lehpron
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Fri Nov 29, 2002 5:00 pm

Okay Kids, gather 'round for some nersery rhymes, do it with me now:

This is the way we shave our ass, shave our ass, shave our ass.
This is the way we shave our ass so early in the morning.  Big thumbs up

Or how about this:

Eenee Menee Mynee Moe
Grab a guy by the joe.
If he giggles, let him go.
Eenee Menee Mynee Moe.

Enjoy Laugh out loud


The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
SSTjumbo
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 1:52 am

None of you know what this means, but this is another pointless trumpet post. It's kinda the fine list for trumpet offenses. Enjoy:


Trumpet player offenses/fines list

Name of offender _____________________________

Date of offense(s) _____ / _____ / _______

Musical offenses

Playing highest note possible in warm-up—$100
Sound-checking mic with obnoxious jazz licks—$15
Raising hand after mistake—$15
Practicing multiple tongueing not called for on gig—$15
Blacking out after high note—$20
Obnoxiously show—offy during warm-up—$25
Taking tuning note up an octave—$25
Vibrato on unison passage—$50
Failure to use 3rd valve slide—$50
Playing B-flat when band tunes to A—$75
Being told by conductor to play louder—$400
Failure to swing—$1000

Lead player offenses

Changing mouthpieces mid-song—$15
Faking section into early entrance—$10
Faking self into early entrances—$50
Missing high lick, then mentioning previous gig(s)—$25
Asking conductor if it's OK to take a lick up—$25
Asking conductor if it's OK to take a lick down—$400
Taking a lick down that you took up in rehearsal—$100
Missing last note of "In the Mood"—$200

Section/non-lead player offenses

Missing entrance when lead drops out—$15
Pointing out to the lead that guy on the record took that last lick up—$20
Attempting unassigned lick biffed by lead—$50
Asking lead what mouthpiece he uses—$75
Hanging over past lead on last chord—$100
Attempting to out-screech lead on last chord—$100
Successfully out-screeching lead at any time—$500

Equipment offenses

Playing with screw on rim—$10
Polishing horn on stage—$15
Dropping mute—$10
Dropping horn—Repairs + $20
Dropping Dead—Warning
Forgetting pencil—$20
Forgetting Mute(s)—Each $50
Forgetting bow-tie or socks—$30
Forgetting Mouthpiece— $30
Forgetting Mags—$100
Blaming mistake on sticky valves—$25
Getting marble or similar object stuck down bell—$750

Criminal bad taste

Having nicest gig-bag in section—$10
Talking about the great deal you got on a new horn—$10
Hawking old horn on bandstand—$10
Quoting a Herb Alpert or Mangione song—$250
Farting on bandstand—$25
Defecating on bandstand—$75
Practicing legit style on swing gig— $35
Discussing how plentiful gigs were in the old days—$50
Beginning a sentence with "When I played for Kenton"—$50
Casually mentioning to Musical Director of cheap theater that you also play keyboards—$100

Basic stupidity

Wearing old MF tour shirt—$15
Wearing new MF tour shirt—$25
Playing on a Jet-tone mouthpiece—$20
Continually asking "Where are we?"—$25
Drunkenness on stage—$25
Stonedness on stage—$50
Sobriety on stage—$75
Pretending to be friends with a bone player—$50
Actually being friends with a bone player—$200
Dating a bone player—$750
Loaning money to bone player—4x amount loaned
Sitting next to conductor at meals—$100




Signed
Mark Van Cleave
(gotta give him the credit on this one  Big grin)
I don't know, so this is my signature.
 
sushka
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 2:37 am





Uh oh Lamb Chop died
Pershoyu Spravoyu Litaki!
 
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 2:50 am

a man walks into a bar.... says 'ouch!!!'

SkyTeam: The alliance for third rate airlines finally getting their act together!
 
Lindy
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 3:03 am

What you talking about Willis?
BWIADCA - Nikon D100
 
seb146
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 3:33 am

CANNIBALS!!!!!!
How could you do that to Lamb Chop????




Got any mint jelly?
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apathoid
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 3:53 am

90% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
JetService
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 3:55 am

Nursury Rhymes:
Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With silverbells & cockle-shells, and one f*cking ragweed.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curdes & whay.
Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and said, "Get off my tuffet, bitch!". So she stomped the sh*t out of it.

Jack & Jill went up the hill on an elephant.
Jill got off to help Jack off the elephant.

Did you know?:

50% of Americans make up half the population.

Independent phone survey indicates 100% of US households have phones.
"Shaddap you!"
 
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:12 am

You stole 20kb of my ADSL connection and I want them back....


 
Guest

RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 7:08 am

I nominate the entire non-aviation forum.

See you in tech/ops,

'Speed
 
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 8:35 am

 
CanadianNorth
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 11:05 am

Did you know that the Northwest Territories is where Im from and has a cold climate???

(((feel free to ask any questions about Canada's Territories...)))
What could possibly go wrong?
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 11:22 am

It's cold the the Northwest Terriories?, but what about those licence Plates !!!



Yours,
IHadAPheo
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 11:41 am

I smoke 2 joints in the morning
I smoke 2 joints at night
I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
it makes me feel allright
I smoke 2 joints at time of peace and 2 in time of war
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more
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B747forlife
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 12:04 pm

I have the same pants on now that I did yesterday.

Oh, and tackling someone is the best feeling in the world, besides sex, and eating.

-Nick
 
hartsfieldboy
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 12:45 pm

Oh, and tackling someone is the best feeling in the world, besides sex, and eating

I would add that taking a doo-doo after holding it for several hours is ranked between eating and sex  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 2:22 pm

7 out of every 3 people are dyslexic.

Did you know that? I didn't know that. Did you know that?

-N76
This Website Censors Me
 
NWA742
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:23 pm




-NWA742
Some people are like slinkies - not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
 
L-188
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:33 pm

Isn't that Wayne Newton???
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
apathoid
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:36 pm

I think if we unraveled KROC, then we would have the most pointless thread ever.
 
NWA742
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 4:40 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^

I think that might be KROC

 Big grin


-NWA742
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lehpron
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 6:01 pm

"Isn't that Wayne Newton???"

No, it's that dude from Color me Badd, the way early-90's boy band!
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
L-188
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 7:03 pm

Actually I know who he reminds me of.......


JOHAN!!!




just kidding  Big thumbs up




Actually he reminds me of that preacher off of the Bond flight, "License to Kill"

What was his name, "Prof. Joe Butcher"
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Turbolet
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sat Nov 30, 2002 9:27 pm

For those who want to leave this thread in a painless way:



I dare you to click and see what happens!  Big thumbs up

-turbolet
 
kolobokman
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sun Dec 01, 2002 12:11 am

Can I join?






-я artiom
I can neither confirm, nor deny above post
 
mas a330
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RE: The Most Pointless Thread Ever

Sun Dec 01, 2002 12:17 am

YUM YUM spaghetti in my tummy.

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