#1: Is that Joe Pinchpenny?
#2: "Ok, to answer your question on what I'd like to do to Saddam if I met him, Grenspam here will represent the evil Iraqi, and I'll represent myself, mmkay? Rumsfeld, bring me that Tomahawk missile over there..."
#3: Colin Powell on the right has been in China for a long time, and it shows.
#4: "Duh, my mom always said I'd be a hillbilly, buuut I prooved 'er wrong when I married my pig Gloria. Wave to the nice man with the camera Gloria!"
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"