Stretch 8
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Today I Turned 43

Fri Dec 06, 2002 12:42 pm

I still have a full head of hair that is only a little gray, and a flat stomach. But I need to trim my eyebrows from time to time, and shave sprouts of hair on my back and ears (that I shave sometimes). My balls droop lower as time passes, but no Viagra needed here, thank you. I had back surgery a year ago, but no other major pains or aches. On the plus side, I have a beautiful wife and young son.
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RE: Today I Turned 43

Fri Dec 06, 2002 12:55 pm

Have most excellent birthday weekend.

(But next year, you think you could spare us the, ahem, personal shortcomings  Wink/being sarcastic ?)
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Live 43 More!

Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:23 pm

Keep us updated every year!

Feel free to report any abnormalities during the year too.

Thank you,
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RE: Today I Turned 43

Fri Dec 06, 2002 2:28 pm

Happy birthday Stretch 8!  Smokin cool  Big thumbs up

Did you know you have the same birthday as Strom Thurmond?  Sad
He turned 100 today which means you are 57 years YOUNGER than the Senator from South Carolina.

Don't worry, I have the same birthday as fmr. Senator Warren Rudman (R-NH).
I am only 43 years younger than him and I am 29.
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RE: Today I Turned 43

Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:20 pm

Happy birthday Stretch. Be sure to have a nice celebration this weekend.

Hey, maybe all the Rome Clones on the board can get together with you and have a tandem tug to the final episode of "The Last Word". Just a though.
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RE: Today I Turned 43

Fri Dec 06, 2002 11:12 pm

Thanks for the testicle update!
and .....Happy Birthday!

RE: Today I Turned 43

Fri Dec 06, 2002 11:29 pm

Happy Birthday, and come on! 43 is not old by any stretch of the imagination, and I mean that!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy Listen man, Marianne Faithfull (legendary British Rock girl) is coming up on 56, and has just released an incrediblely cool new CD, entitled "Kissin Time" (I love that title). She and a lot of people in their 50's and 40's have more going on for them than a lot of folks in their 20's and 30's. It's all relative. We are, all of us, wines that will either improve or sour with age. The choice is ours.

And remember, we ALL are going to get there, sooner or later. The main ingredient in the recipe for a long and happy and productive life, filled with love and long-term friendships is...time. Kiss it!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Many happy returns of the day to you.
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RE: Today I Turned 43

Sat Dec 07, 2002 2:13 pm

Happy birthday and may you have many more to come!

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