Jet-A gasguy
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Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Tue Dec 17, 2002 4:15 am

OUCH! That had to hurt.
 Nuts

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airlinelover
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:29 am

I wonder if the almighty king of remakes, KROC, can grace us with a remake of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" for this pic  Big thumbs up

chris
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EGGD
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:45 am

Wow is that a new special scheme for Ryanair, or an old one?

Anyways, Santa will ALWAYS make it, as you know he is invincible except for Kryptonite (or am I thinking of someone else???  Laugh out loud)  Big thumbs up
 
KROC
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:47 am

Santa got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Matt D, we believe.

He'd been putting on too much weight
And the reindeer had trouble pulling the sleigh
This year Santa's an even bigger fat ass,
And the reindeer were running out of gas

When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the collision
He had turbofan prints on hir forehead,
And incriminating Boeing marks on hir back.

Grandma got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Matt D, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Santa,
Somehow he managed to survive
See him in there all busted up
Drinking beer and playing cards
with Phillip Condit

It's not Christmas without presents
They got chewed up in that planes turbofan
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we beat Santa's ass or make him
go on a diet (BEAT HIS ASS, THEN
MAKE HIM GO ON A DIET)

Santa got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Matt D, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And Matt D is wearing a fig
(Nooooooo!)
And the blue and silver candles,
They match the jetblast marks on
Santa's grill

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Make sure you don't overeat
They should never give a license,
To a Fat Bastard who drives a sleigh
and plays with 777236ER.

Sing it, Matt D!

Santa got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Ryanair, we believe.
 
CPH-R
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Tue Dec 17, 2002 9:44 pm

EGGD,

it's an old one. I think the livery was ditched again, and I can't find any pictures of it in the database.
 
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RayChuang
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year....

Wed Dec 18, 2002 1:52 am

KROC,

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!  Laugh out loud

Your rendition of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer just made my day.  Big thumbs up
 
Thom@s
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Wed Dec 18, 2002 6:41 pm

That paint scheme is a few years old now, isn't it?

KROC, you never stop amazing me. Who knew you had a poetic side?  Big grin

Thom@s
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redngold
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Thu Dec 19, 2002 7:18 am

This gets posted on A.net every year...
Ryanair gets free advertising...
but it's still hilarious!

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy redngold
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Big777jet
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Sat Dec 21, 2002 10:59 am

Here is new joke:



Big777jet

 
Big777jet
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Sun Dec 22, 2002 2:21 am

If the link picture isn't working here it is:

http://genji.image.pbase.com/u20/big777jet/upload/9226805.0258.gif

Big777jet

 
tbar220
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year....

Sun Dec 22, 2002 2:28 am

Link doesn't work...grrrrr
NO URLS in signature
 
KLAX
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Sun Dec 22, 2002 4:38 am

KROC gets a major thumbs up there. I bet Run-DMC would do a nice job with those lyrics Big grin

-Clovis
 
Big777jet
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Sun Dec 22, 2002 5:24 am

It doesn't make a sense system! Let's try again. Here it is:

http://jjj.image.pbase.com/u20/big777jet/upload/9226805.0258.gif

Big777jet

 
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Sun Dec 22, 2002 5:33 am

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Make sure you don't overeat
They should never give a license,
To a Fat Bastard who drives a sleigh
and plays with 777236ER.


Dammit and I thought my name was unrhymable.

 Sad
Your bone's got a little machine
 
Big777jet
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RE: Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....

Sun Dec 22, 2002 11:39 am

For Pete's sake the server is down again. I don't understand why always isn't working the link.

Try again:



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