* It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
* Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.
* Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
* A license is required to keep a lunatic.
* It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
* Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.
* If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.
* Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
* It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
* You may never use dice to play craps. (In Alberta) (huh????)
* If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. (another gem!)
* Driving on the roads is not allowed. (in New Brunswick)
* You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday. (in Toronto)
* You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet. (in Wawa, Ontario)
* Drivers of power-driven vehicles who stop at pedestrian crossings are liable to a fine of up to five yuan, or a warning. (for Beijing)
* No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
* It is forbidden without a cemetery plot to die on the territory of the commune. (in Le Lavendou)
* It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach. (in Haifa)
* A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt. (There goes TWFirst's social life)
* As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
* If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, "I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news.
* It is illegal to pee in an elevator.
* Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
* Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
* Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists. (that is a gem!!)
* A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.
* It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. (I guess they don't have No Undie Monday)
* Persons may be placed in jail for up to five years for shooting a hole in a penny.
* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
* Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
* Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate. (well thats Alabama for ya)
* It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb. (Jasper, Alabama)
* Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (that is something I would like to see)
* Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
* It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone, Arizona)
* The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
* Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
* It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. (Little Rock)
* Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Baldwin Park)
* City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." (Belvedere)
* Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico)
* It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. (Hollywood)
* It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. (Los Angeles)
* All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first. (Norco)
* It is illegal to molest butterflies. (Pacific Grove)
* One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (Riverside)
* Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. (San Fran)
* It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. (Denver)
* You may not educate dogs. (Hartford)
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
* Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
* When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
* Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. (Pensacola)
* You may not catch crabs. (Sarasota) TWFirst, I hope you aren't going to Sarasota anytime soon
* Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (Tampa)
* Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. (Tampa)
* Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. (Atlanta)
* One man may not be on another man's back. (Atlanta)
* It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. (Quitman)
* Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
* You may not fish on a camel's back.
* The English language is not to be spoken. (Let me guess; this would be written into the criminal code in English?)
* One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (Champaign)
* It is against the law to make faces at dogs. (Normal)
That is just a selection of idiotic and funny laws which are still on the books in various places around the world.
More are at: http://www.dumblaws.com