b747ca
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Humor, I Think All Will Like This One.

Mon Jan 20, 2003 10:21 am

Enjoy!!!!!

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing
happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the Canada Post received the letter addressed to God, Canada, they
decided to send it to
the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister was so amused that he instructed
his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
little boy. The little
boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which
read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason
you sent it through Ottawa, and, as usual, those assholes deducted
$95.00 in taxes.

ma va funk ulo
 
Boeing4ever
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RE: Humor, I Think All Will Like This One.

Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:14 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He better thank his lucky stars God didn't send it through the IRS, or he would have been left with 10 cents! Good One!

B4e-Forever New Frontiers
 
jcs17
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RE: Humor, I Think All Will Like This One.

Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:22 pm

Hahaha, even though I am not Canadian I still find that hilarious---I guess you could just insert your favorite capital city.
America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
 
Thom@s
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RE: Humor, I Think All Will Like This One.

Mon Jan 20, 2003 4:47 pm

"even though I am not Canadian I still find that hilarious"

I think that may be the reason why you find it hillarious. Big grin

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
Turbolet
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RE: Humor, I Think All Will Like This One.

Mon Jan 20, 2003 11:20 pm

Lol... it would still apply to Malta or even the Ministry for Gozo for that matter... I suppose the Gozitan God would operate out of the Ministry for Gozo?
Thanks for the laugh!
-turbolet
 
blink182
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RE: Humor, I Think All Will Like This One.

Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:37 am

I think that's the case for every country, nice joke though Big grin

blink
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fritzi
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RE: Humor, I Think All Will Like This One.

Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:54 am

Good one.

Now that tax reminds me of sweden

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