I've been thumbing through a lot of threads over the past few weeks. I find it amazing how a topic such as, "My Dog ate Rat Poison" can turn into something like, "America is the death of us all, and those damn Jews in Israel are dumping sewage on the Palestinians while Bush is busy bombing the shi'ite out of Iraq and taking all the world's oil supply and dumping it into the Gulf of Mexico because the US rejected the Kyoto treaty, which in turn harmed the Australian coral reefs which pissed off the Australians and caused Qantas to quit service to LA, and made them buy Airbus which is obviously better than Boeing because American products are cheaply made by helpless Chinese children who work in sweatshops because America's human rights record is the worst in the world. And lest we forget, Bush is going to start WWIII because his IQ is that of a monkey's, infact, he does look like a monkey, here lemme post a picture. While we are at it, lets call him Dubya man. Infact, lets call him that in every post, because it is SOOO funny and people will never get sick of hearing him called Dubya man. What a great new name I came up with. Also, you Americans are so stupid in your bright clothes, loud voices, and ignorance about other countries, no wonder people hate you and your president. We also hate you because you have caused every conflict or war in history. If it wasn't Pan Am starting WWII, it was American troops that put Jesus Christ on the cross by order of George Bush Jr., which is something that the American's should have finished when George Bush Sr. was in office, but they were only after Jesus's oil. Filthy American's, you should be ashamed of your country and of your all mighty Boeing junkliners....."
Or such topics as, "September 11 was what caused the US to go to war in Iraq and if you think otherwise you are stupid because we saved your asses in WWII and you should be on your knees perfoming any sex act that we ask you to, and if you don't agree to do so then hows about the US closes its boarders and doesn't trade with the rest of the world, then you'll see how bad it is without us, and then you will have to live in your communist and socialist countries without coca-cola or mcdonald's and you will miss our starbucks and microsoft. While you are sipping on your terrible european espresso we will be coming up with new ways to make the world a better place and to rid the world of tyrants like saddam hussein and Jaques Chirac. You just don't understand the hurt that we went through during september 11, and if you don't agree thats fine, but god will make you rot in hell, especially because you are queer and aren't southern baptists you pagan euro-trash. You are so stupid because we all know that Connie Chung is the foremost expert on international politics and you better believe anything she says, because america will prevail and it is you scum of the earth Euro's who will be kissing our asses for all time because you wouldnt even be there if it weren't for us. And BTW, your Fagbusses are crap. How stupid you are to make it all fly-by-wire, lest we forget that one scarebus that crashed. Stupid Euro-trash airplane maker."
Anyway, I've just noticed how we waste SO much energy on straying from topics. You don't know how pissed off I get when I see anti-american stuff, and I get even more pissed when I hear Aviatsyia speak about Americans. And I get even MORE pissed off when he is right! (Don't get mad Aviatsyia, but I just couldnt help it. wink
. but then I think to myself, jesus phil, its only a damn website. Just one's and zero's patterned just the right way. (However sometimes they pattern in ways that get me totally pissed).
Well, I think it's time for some Airliners.net therapy. We act like a huge dysfunctional family. So in this thread we should have some fun. We are always finding ways to attack others as shown in how topics turn into attacks, so how about we make fun of ourselves. I'll start first.
UAL747: An emotional basket case who constantly talks about his rehab experience and has posted about 122 threads about being gay, coming out, or the trials and tribulations of being a homo. He get's pissy when people attack the United States, so he desperately tries to defend his country and when he fails, he justifies his failure in argument because he is Gay and the world hates him for it.
"Bangkok Tower, United 890 Heavy. Bangkok Tower, United 890 Heavy.....Okay, fine, we'll just turn 190 and Visual Our Way