ryanb741
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How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 7:17 pm









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virgin744
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:09 pm

Very funny, although your post 'may' offend..............
 Laugh out loud
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:33 pm

Hahahaha...very funny! Big grin
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ovelix
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:42 pm

Shame on you. Prayer is a sacred act. I suggested deletion of the entire thread earlier, but you were in time to insult once more the faith or over 1,2 billion people. And, funny thing, we are the ones who consider ourselves civilized and call the others "backward".

Shame on you once again


Kostas
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:56 pm

Ovelix, lighten up bud.

I'm sure you'd laughing if it was a Jewish or Christian joke.  Yeah sure
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Marco
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:58 pm

LOL!

It's just a joke for crying out loud.

Jcs17, that's exactly TRUE sadly!
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ovelix
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 11:11 pm

Jcs, how you are sure? Do you know me? Were we together in the army service? Did we attend a pro-war march together? Did I happen to walk out of your kindergarden yesterday? Well, don't be sure for anything.

I would say the same if it was a rabbi, an orthodox priest, a catholic priest or whatever.

Some things are simply too difficult for you to understand. Like respect on other people's faith for example.

And never tell me how sure you are or what I would do. Never.

Kostas
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 11:20 pm

Kostas,

I would say the same if it was a rabbi, an orthodox priest, a catholic priest or whatever

If this is true I respect your opinion ... but unfortunately many people are not like that.
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ryanb741
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 11:25 pm

Chill out Ovelix- it is clearly stated that it is a joke. It isn't offensive to Muslims. Geez.....
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 11:41 pm

Well, in planet earth, where I live, a joke can many times be offensive. You cannot post anything you like by simply saying "It's a joke". When something it's offending, it's offending, joking or not.

Kostas

 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Fri Feb 07, 2003 11:48 pm

But Ovelix - how is it offensive? It isn't saying anything bad about Muslims - it is simply highlighting an amusing photo. Maybe if some Muslims on this thread say they are offended, fine, but as you are not a Muslim you cannot speak for them. Capish?
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ovelix
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:00 am

Maybe if some Muslims on this thread say they are offended, fine, but as you are not a Muslim you cannot speak for them. Capish?

Excuse me? Gag me then. How civilized you are!

Why can't I? Prayer is a sacred act whoever practices it. I will make it more easy for you by saying that I am an atheist. Yet I find it highly disrespectful of your side to not only insist that the photo is not offensive but to deny me the right to defend my opinion.

I 'd also like to congratulate all those who gave the original post a 4 star rating. I am proud to be part of this forum.  Pissed

Kostas
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:02 am

Waaaaaaaa!!!! Soooooobbbbb! Booooooo hoooooo! Sniffle sniffle. Waaaaaaaa!!

Signed, Ovelix
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humor

Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:19 am

Did you hear that...............................It's the world's smallest violin. It's a joke! Maybe if the world laughed a little bit more at each other there would be less war.

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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:23 am

Ryan:Great picture!

Ovelix:Oh yes of course!WE can publish books on Catholic jokes and sell them nationwide in bookstores but we cant tell Muslim jokes because it might offend someone?Well Sorry mate!
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:50 am

To Ovelix:

Insert hand, and remove the dead bug outta the ass. Dude, lighten the hell up. I honestly believe that you would be laughing your ass off if it were about jews, or better yet, Americans. T'was a joke. I hope you never watch SouthPark. LOL.

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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:58 am

LOL! Great pic. Funny as hell!

Yeah, guys, it IS just a joke...time to chill out. Big grin
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:58 am



I speak for the muslims and yes i am a muslim. As mentioned prayer is a sacred act and ryanb741 what u showed was an insult to us. It is insensitive and although i'm very much a joker- Jokes has its boundaries. Well you when too far. I've lost all my respect for you and i think this thread should be deleleted immediately as its very much offensive.



Herman
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:00 am

Okay, I admit having laughed a bit, but in this case, I completely agree with Ovelix.

I am a catholic, and I find this 'humour' completely out of place. I wouldn't like seeing the same joke applied to Catholics (or Christians in general, or Jews...), it is just a proof of disrespect.

As Ovelix said, prayer is a sacred act. It is for Muslims, it is for Christians. If it is not for you, please respect it.

Okay, and now to lighten a bit, here is a joke about religion I like, because it doesn't attack the sacred aspect of it :

A Catholic priest and a rabbi were walking on a street when they saw a young boy.
"Come on, : said the priest. "Let's screw him"
"Okay, " said the rabbi "but out of what"


Antoine, Catholic with a Jewish grandmother
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:06 am

A couple thoughts...

First, although it is quite a amusing photo the person who made it was a bit heavy on the "blur" in Photoshop (or their program of choice)

Second, "And, funny thing, we are the ones who consider ourselves civilized and call the others "backward". Why am a getting a strong 1936-1945 vibe hear?? also "Backward" ??? interesting considering the suject of the photo>

All of my points/comments are coming from a Catholic who can laugh at the best Priest jokes..
...did you hear the one about how a can of dropped Coke and a Preist are similar ????

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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:09 am

Well, I'm with Ovelix and 707cmf on this one. Humor does have boundries and I and a few others pointed that out here:

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/329994/4/
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:46 am

hahahhahahahah Thats great!  Big thumbs up

R41
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:49 am

Marco, you're the FIRST, LOUDEST voice when anyone dares to mock Christianity...here its' 'just a joke fer cryin out loud'. Thanks, that speaks volumes about you.
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:11 am

Independently of the fact that the picture posted may be somehow offensive to some, although I look at it as being offensive, I must say:

There is something called freedom, free speech, and freedom of opinion. Even If I think the picture may be offensive, and I do, nobody, and I mean nobody has the right to delete it, just because He or She thinks it is offensive.

(Not having the right to delete the thread does not mean one doesn't have the right to suggest it's deletion).

Where would this world be, if we started establishing censorship just like this ?

We would start by deleting threads.
Maybe, banning the author.
What about arresting the author.
Banning people that accepted the post might be an idea.
What about killing the author of the thread - In this way he would sin no more.
Where will we stop ?

The second most important thing given by God to man, was freedom, attacking that freedom, which is a God given right, is going against the laws of that same God.
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:48 am

Erj90
So, now it's unconstitutional to ask for a little respect. OK, I rest my case.

Ual747, watch your language when talking to me. Ryan why don't you just try to answer to Herman now as he is directly offended. A "capish" to him won't do the job for you.

Kostas
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:51 am

I just have a problem with people constantly bashing Baptists, Catholics, and Jews, and all of a sudden someone posts a funny picture that comically mocks the Muslim religion. The same people who would bash other religions without mercy get all angry when we make a joke about Islam.
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:03 am

Herman - apologies if you are offended but can't you see this is a joke, and does not mock your religion - rather it is laughing at the funniness of the photo. This isn't saying 'All Muslims are gays' etc - it is merely a light-hearted bit of humour. I hope you can see it that way. However, if you can't tolerate any comedy revolving around your religion, no matter how light hearted, then you have serious issues.
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:05 am

Muslim humour is seriously lacking these days...

I am a Muslim... and yes, my less tolerant fellow Muslims may find the photo offensive... some may issue a death warrant to the one making this picture...

But....






I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:06 am

There is something called freedom, free speech, and freedom of opinion. Even If I think the picture may be offensive, and I do, nobody, and I mean nobody has the right to delete it, just because He or She thinks it is offensive.

Yeah? Try telling that to the 2% of the people in this country who are offended by the 86% or so of us who want to include the words "Under God" in the Pledge and put up Christmas decorations in our towns. And we're letting these people beat us, too. Ridiculous.
 
ryanb741
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:08 am

Thank you Mandala499! I'm glad you can see that it is only a harmless joke, just as many similar jokes have been made about Jews, Christians, Hindus, Americans, Europeans etc. If we can't take the time to laugh then what can we do?

BTW - to your less tolerant fellow muslims - I'm not the one who made the photo, okay!  Big thumbs up
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ryanb741
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:14 am

So as to be fair......


How can you tell if you are in a gay Church?


Only half the congregation are kneeling!

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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:15 am

Ovelix, what are you gonna do? Come over to my house and beat me? Seriously, get off the rag and laugh for once. It's funny cause when I read your first post, I can see it as the way my sister acts when she is on her monthly. Flies off the handle at the drop of the hat. Honestly, if we can't laugh at ourselves (Muslims included) who can we laugh at? The world of full of terrible things, so a little humor isn't bad.

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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:39 am

The intent to offend is blatantly obvious.

And if anybody´s "humor" requires to be tickled on that level, it´s just sad.
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:46 am

Well, so far the three superpowers  Big grin of World comedy - Germany, France and Greece, say the pic isn't funny. Which probably makes it the funniest thing ever posted here! Big grin
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Ryanb741

Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:55 am

Ryanb741: Well, so far the three superpowers   of World comedy - Germany, France and Greece, say the pic isn't funny. Which probably makes it the funniest thing ever posted here!

Not even we germans are as fixated on our own opinion as you appear to be. Strange.  Wink/being sarcastic
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:04 am

some may issue a death warrant to the one making this picture...

Another Muslim Joke! hahaha.  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud Wow, this day is really measuing up to be a catastrophe for Muslims on Airliners.net. Not sure how you guys survive the pain.

TNNH
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Twaneedsnohelp

Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:06 am

Twaneedsnohelp: (a jew with a small nose and big peter)

And a pea brain, from all appearances...  Wink/being sarcastic
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:28 am

my my... TNNH... it may be catastrophic, but I'm laughing my butt off !

Klaus... do you find a Muslim to be laughing at this joke to be strange too ?

Mandala499
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Mandala499

Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:33 am

Mandala499: Klaus... do you find a Muslim to be laughing at this joke to be strange too ?

Nope. In that case, I would actually presume a sense of humor...  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:18 am

Twaneedsnohelp: (a jew with a small nose and big peter)



Doesn't he mean a tiny peter and a hooked shaped nose  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:23 am

 
Guest

RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:56 am

Tastless, rather like Macca's.

Although, I am sure it offends some, it is interesting to read the comments made by Marco who would be horrified and screeching *christian bashing* if the likes of myself or Heavey posted some excellent and tasteless *Catholic* jokes on here.

*He shall go looking...*

LOL

mb
 
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Mx5_boy

Sat Feb 08, 2003 8:01 am

Mx5_boy: Although, I am sure it offends some, it is interesting to read the comments made by Marco who would be horrified and screeching *christian bashing* if the likes of myself or Heavey posted some excellent and tasteless *Catholic* jokes on here.

Who knows...maybe he´s actually opening up, a little...  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 11:23 am

Mx5,

Tacit approval has now been given to post christian jokes given the response of those above.








ADG
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:06 pm

Some people have NO sense of humor!





 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:16 pm

Without getting into the issue of whether this joke is offensive to Muslims or not, it's simply not funny to me. LOT's three pics are funny; the thread starter, on the other hand, is just too adolescent for my taste. Maybe that has to do with the fact that LOT's photos are apparently real, while the top one was created by someone.
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:17 pm

PHX: I know you love "Your shit is my bread & butter" thats a classic LMAO  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:15 pm

Hey my dad was a plumber! What a tasteless joke you racist anit-plumbite! I'm offended!!! What's next? Racist comments about electricians?!

Any profiling is vocational profiling!!

Shame on you LOT!!!

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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:15 pm

1st and 3rd isnt funny but 2nd 1 is...
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RE: How To Spot A Gay Muslim - Humour

Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:24 pm

Muslim - Humour II
most of these are retarded, but so retarded, i laughed.. chk em out


TOP 10 Muslim Pickup lines

10. "OH MY GOSH! just saw part of your hair, now you're obligated to marry me"

9. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."

8. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."

7. "To watch you pray is a sin in itself "

6. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

5. "You can't play basketball with a Hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."

4. "Muslims are supposed to have many kids, and I'm willing to do my part..."

3. "Will u help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

2. "Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, foot to foot?"

1. "Assalamualaikum, so, what time does a hoor like you have to be back in paradise?"
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