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Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Thu Feb 27, 2003 7:31 pm

:D hope your valentine has been as kewl as mine.


It’s Friday afternoon the 14th of February and I am being called by my wife, “thanks for the valentine card you send me!” she says nicely. A hundred thoughts shoot through my head. I did not send any valentine card, so what must I answer? And who is card from?
There are several possibilities. 1. There was no valentine card in the mail and this is her cynical response. 2. There was indeed a card in mail, apparently anonymous and my wife thinks the card is send by me. I could of course pretend that the card was send by me and take the credits for it, but on the other side it might me a trap setup by my wife. 3. she knows the card is from another person and she uses this to make me jealous, but by pretending that I have send the card and thus playing innocent she pleats herself free of a secret lover.
4. She has sent the card to herself just to make me jealous, so that I will pay more attention to her and buy an expensive gift. But what do I answer? Every answer is dangerous.

For the man there are only three answers possible. 1. I am just entering a tunnel. 2. My battery is empty and I can’t hear you. 3. I am at the jeweler at the checkout buying something expensive, ill call you back ASAP.

I belong to the public opinion and get seduced on all sides.

A couple of weeks ago it got known: Michael Jackson has large depts. A week later is the famous interview. A day later the record sells have risen enormously. Now he announced that he will come with another counter interview. It’s all strategy. Strategy is looking ahead, getting in someone’s body; something Michael has taken a little to the letter.

Powell shows his photo’s of Iraqi military positions. Really nothing is visible.
It more looks like an episode of get the picture where it turns out that the Iraqi chemical factory looks like an enhancement of the face of Bush. Why no better pictures, one with saddam putting Anthrax personally in a metal tube, while he is getting F**Ked by bin laden from behind? An amateur photoshopper does this in 15min. and Powell knows this and that’s why he is showing bad pictures. All strategy. Even if he would have shown real pictures of the smoking gun people would have said that is a good Photoshop picture.

If I light a candle in the weekend my wife says immediately; ah you want s*x again. And the bad thing is; she is right.

But who gave my wife the card? Does she have a secret lover? The seeds of suspicion has been sowed. There is no way back. The inspections can start. Checking her last dialed number on her phone every day. Figuring out secret codes out of her sms. Checking the last and deleted items in her mailbox and coming home unannounced. And she recent;y has a different scent, her latest chemical weapon. And I did not give her that. I want to see a receipt of that and if she can’t show it she’s busted. Anyways this family is broken. Valentine thanks.


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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:08 pm

Just curious about some comments...
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FlagshipAZ
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:27 pm

Why don't you just flat-out ask her what the hell is going on. Sounds like you're already suspicious of something anyway. You already know your marriage is in trouble or maybe even doomed. So you have nothing to lose right at the moment by asking your wife some serious questions now. At least you could make an honest effort to save your marriage. And you had someone on Valentine's Day. I didn't. My wife walked out on me 14 months ago for some slimey court judge in Wyoming. While I don't wish you any unhappiness in life, if you want to save something here, better start now. Good luck & regards.
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:31 pm

I think he's being more facetious than serious...
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:47 pm

It could be a trap! I bet she did it!
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:54 am

Sounds like someone else is taking care of business when you should be. Sorry chief, ya lost.
 
sleekjet
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:38 am

Uh, why DIDN'T you send her a card?
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Mexicana757
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:43 am

Well i think you should have told her that you never sent her a Valentines Day card instead of keeping your mouth shut. If you would have had said something, then both of you could have try to figure out from who it came. You need to have a nice long talk with your wife instead of snooping around on what she is up to. Don't procrastinate on this. Because if you do, the worst it might get.

Just like Sleekjet said, Umm why didnt you send her a card???
 
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Fri Feb 28, 2003 7:04 am

Be a man and come clean with her. She is your wife, and your marriage is not not some teenage romance. Do it.
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:37 pm

well, here is mine. I spend $100 on takeing my GF out and buying her stuff on friday right. so everything is going good, I take her out on a back road, you know the rest..... However, I got a call from a friend. See, my Ex goes to hairstyling school, where my friend also goes. that monday after valentines day, I found out the weekend before, she had cheated on me. I couldn't belive it. She really cheated on me. After I found out, we have not talked since, and she has a new bf and etc. GF6, I was not married to her, nor did I love her like you love your wife. But, it still hurts. Also, woman are like that though. She may have NOT got a card and said, oh nice card. or, it could be what you expect. I would do more hunting. Before leaveing her, you need to set things up so you come off good. Sorry man and good luck.

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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:51 pm

You should have said that is weird becuase I have your card in my hand as we speak because I left it at the office last night.
 
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RE: Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)

Fri Feb 28, 2003 3:43 pm

Wow guys,  Smile
okay i will come clean, this is not real.
it was ment as a joke, but i guess a lot of you don;t see it as one  Sad
guys i am not funny at all.

well ill keep trying.
cheers mates.

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