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TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 7:20 am

TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With Some

 
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 7:39 am

HAHAHAHAHA, I hate most all country. That was good. The only song I like is that song by Toby Kieth where hes driving that Tonka Truck in the video.
 
Matt D
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 7:50 am

My top 25 Country Songs:

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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 8:16 am

Hahaha, those were great.

Especially:

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

and

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.


So long,
FSP
 
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 9:51 am

Favorite rap tune:

"You'd better respect me or I'll shoot your friggen' ass"
 
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 1:20 pm

Ummm, your number 10 song is a Buffett tune actually (well, close, "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus).

While I am a huge fan of country music, I won't even bother trying to defend it here, as I am sure you've all made up your minds already without ever hearing a single song.

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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 8:41 pm

*The Gambler - Kenny Rodgers
*Take This JOb And Shove It - Johnny Paycheck
South City Midnight Lady - The Doobie Brothers
Spike - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Louisiana Rain - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Sail On - Commodores
Stuck On You - Lionel Ritchie


* With the exception of Tom Petty and Mr. Paycheck, the songs I listed above are more country that what is called country today.  Sad
Country died in 1981.

quote:
"What's being called country today is really just bad rock".

- Tom Petty (1997)


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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Mon Mar 03, 2003 10:07 pm

Illini don't be sad, when superfly opened up the lounge music thread, a lot of people didn't like it either...ignorant  Acting devilish s...


btw: I just love k.d. lang, what a voice, though she'll now qualify rather for the pop and jazz side, still her old songs (absolute torch and twang etc.) were just as great as her new songs, my favorite

"big-boned gal" and "big big love"

and finally Johnny Cash, his American Recordings (4 of them, afaik) are music history; I couldn't pick a favorite song, one is better than the other.

oh yes: "raindrops keep falling on my head"...does that qualify as country?
I know it's only VfB but I like it!
 
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:32 am

Matt D with one of the funniest posts I have seen in a long time. Well done!  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:38 am

Superfly,

Lionel Ritchie is country?? That's a new one.

If you want to hear good country music, there's plenty of good stuff, its alive and doing well. Just don't listen to the stuff they play on the radio!!! Faith, and Shania....*blech*...that's not country music. Its bad pop music, that's what it is.
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:03 pm

Tbar220:
No Linel Ritchie isn't a 'country artist' but his 1984 hit 'Stuck On You' very much a country song and much better than what those simpletons from Nashville are putting out now.
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KROC
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:26 pm

Tbar220. Since Hootie can't give you a straight answer. No, Lionel Rirchie is not a country artist.
 
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:32 pm

KROC:
I certainly don't know who Hootie is but who said Lionel Ritchie was a "Country artist"?  Confused
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KROC
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:39 pm

Tbar220:
No Linel Ritchie isn't a 'country artist' but his 1984 hit 'Stuck On You' very much a country song and much better than what those simpletons from Nashville are putting out now.


Hootie, Tbar asked if Lionel was a country artist. You respond with he isn't "country" but his song was country. Well make up your mind. Lionel is not a country artist...period. Maybe his tune was a crossover, but he is not a country artist. What next, Isaac Hayes is punk?
 
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:46 pm

KROC :
Calm down Mr. Moderator.
You just proved my point, in a way.
I was making a discrete swipe at young country but I guess it was over your head. I figured you wouldn't get it anyway
Five of the seven artist I listed in my original post (#6) are NOT "country artist" but can still pull off a country hum-dinger better than these newer simpletons IMHO.


Keep doing what you do best (policing these threads) Mike.  Smile
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KROC
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RE: TOP 25 Country Songs

Tue Mar 04, 2003 9:08 pm

Country peaked with Waylon Jennings if you ask me.

What gets me, is if you know most of your "list" was not country, then why include them on a country list? Last time I checked, I wasn't seeing Garth Brooks on any Motown lists.

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