777236ER
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Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:52 am

Please note that the following is not endorsed by Singapore Airlines PLC and it's associates, including Singapore Airlines Sanitary Towels Incorporated.

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As i peruse the blue landscape of Airliners.net (most un-Singaporean. I am unimpressed) I realised some things have changed. Mcringring is gone, and Matt D makes sporadic posts (coincidence? - 777236ER). I must say for some strange reason I miss their as(s)inine non-Singapore Air banter with its strangely alluring homosexual undertones.

KROC has changed too. No longer the hell-raising young rabscallian that he was, he's now just another mod, desperatly trying to suck up to Hepkat (ahem - 777236ER). Still, that doesn't mean we all can't appreciate one of these strange "innuendo" threads. Personally, I am unimpressed. The forums at http://www.nakedsingaporeairlinesflightattendants.com have much better discussions (and photos!). Still, I suppose one might get some enjoyment out of this thread. (Especially Arsenal@LHR - 777236ER).

I guess some things never change though. We're Nuts still sends me those naked pictures of himself, for some reason.

Ah well, time to go test my sanitary towels.

Enjoy.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:59 am

I was flying Singapore Airlines and I noticed that the swizzle stick in my non-alcohol screwdirver had a chip in the Singapore Airlines logo I was not impressed I did however smile at the FA she did not smile back I again was not impressed.

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"Singapore_Airlines" #1 fan
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KROC
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:15 am

KROC...Keepin' it real.

CHEW IT!

KROC, a mod yes, still a hell raiser yes!

KROC, still busting on suckas like Avia, Singapore Air, and Belgian Fred.

KROC still non-stop French bashing, all day, all night.

Signed, "The Crew"

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777236ER
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:18 am

KROC still non-stop French bashing, all day, all night.

"French bashing"? That's a new one. Nothing wrong with a good "French bash" to relieve the tension!
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:24 am

French bashing makes the world go round. Adding to that, Belgian bashing based on people like Sabena690 is a very good thing as well.
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:31 am

How about some KBUF, bashing??

our mayor is not named "Johnson" (I said Johnson and smiled, no-one smiled back)

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Singapore_Air
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:33 am

So that's why Trev McDonald is not on the TV as much anymore Sad Legend.
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:36 am

KBUF bashing......there is almost as much material to use there, as in French bashing!!!
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:52 am

My car

It's a Merkur XR4Ti (with interior by Singapore Airlines)

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The Singapore Airlines Crew
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:55 am

Ihadapheo. Well Freakin' Done. You just made my day!!!
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 4:06 am

When we fly from KROC to Batavia we only fly Singapore Airlines (note to clones, you guys hitchhike on the thruway please)


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Jim Rome & travis
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 4:20 am

Where did you get my picture Ihadapheo? Damn, now my secret is out!!!!!
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:25 am

In the toilet, I only produced watery excrement and hence on this flight, there was no solid excrement test to be had. I was most unimpressed

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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:16 am

Ah, back to the good old days.
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777236ER
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:18 am

Arrrrrr maties.
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:19 am

hmmmm, maybe I'll let that photo make an appearance later tonight  Big thumbs up
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:24 am

You had us at "sanitary towels."

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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:29 am

This thread is most unimpressive. Maybe next time I need to go to Detroit, Topeka, or Nashville, I'll try Singapore Airlines.

BTW, what are the "clones"?
Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:33 am

ACA Launches Jim Rome Letter-Writing Campaign In Response To "Vicious" Statements Against Chiropractic

The American Chiropractic Association is urging doctors of chiropractic nationwide to launch a letter-writing campaign to sports radio personality Jim Rome, who made vicious comments against the chiropractic profession on his Aug. 15 radio broadcast. The ACA is also asking doctors to send letters voicing their outrage to program directors at radio stations that air the Jim Rome show, as well as major advertisers on the program.

Jim Rome is one of the nation's top sports personalities. His nationally syndicated radio show airs on 130 stations throughout the United States and Canada. Jim Rome is also the host of Fox Sports "The Last Word" show that features candid interviews with some of America's top sports figures.

On his Aug. 15 radio show, Rome referred to chiropractors as "witch doctors," and claimed that they "ruin people's spines for a living" so that patients will have to keep coming back to their offices. In addition, he compared chiropractors to palm and tarot card readers, and referred to them as "veterinary school rejects," among other derogatory statements. Rome challenged the profession to name one other health care professional that offers services in a shopping mall.

In response, ACA sent a strongly worded letter to Rome pointing out the long list of health care services offered in shopping malls and grocery stores--such as flu shots, blood sugar tests, cholesterol screenings and a host of others. ACA also took Rome to task for his vicious statements and expressed his surprise that a sports personality could be so out of touch with the importance of chiropractic in the world of sports. ACA also challenged Rome to set the record straight by interviewing Dr. Alan Sokoloff, official chiropractor for the world champion Baltimore Ravens, or Dr. Ralph Filson, Mark McGwire's personal chiropractor and the official chiropractor for the St. Louis Cardinals and St. Louis Rams, on either his radio or television program.

The ACA urges doctors nationwide to let Jim Rome know that the chiropractic profession will no longer allow comments such as his to go unchallenged. Write, fax or call the Jim Rome show with your own comments, or use ACA's letter of response as an example. In addition, express your outrage to radio program directors and advertisers affiliated with the Jim Rome show. Let them know that the nation's 60,000 doctors of chiropractic and their tens of millions of patients will not tolerate this type of unwarranted attack. Contact information for the Jim Rome show appears below. For a copy of ACA’s letter to Jim Rome, as well as a list of radio program directors and major advertisers, visit ACA’s Web site at http://www.acatoday.com/media/letters/jim_rome.html.
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:06 am

 Wow! How rude!

Shocking. I am unimpressed.

And it's Singapore Airlines Limited, not plc.  Insane

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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:09 am

And it's Singapore Airlines Limited, not plc.

You can't even buy their shares?  Sad Singapore_Air, you must be distraught.

Are the Singapore "girls" going to beat me up now?
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Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:44 am

Pres. Bush: We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:03 am

Oh pity! Shame on you 777236ER for your lack of knowledge of Singapore Airlines Group!

I suggest you follow this link: http://sg.finance.yahoo.com/q?m=s&s=SIAL&d=v1

SIAL.SI - Singapore Airlines Limited @ S$9.50 a share.

I'm sure you would love the Singapore Girls beating you up  Laugh out loud
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:52 am

Shiver me timbers that Singapore_Air is about as much fun as a 6 month sea voyage with 30 other men!

Signed, ACBeard

 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:54 am

Ah whenever I see a post by that bumbaclot Singapore_Air, I can only think and yell out REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM!!!

Signed, ACRasta

 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:16 pm

Gee, and I was just going to post that too, KROC.

As much as it may seem apparent, I was not drunk, on illegal substances, had to much sugar, or am even diagnosed with a mental problem. Shame, because in those cases at least I would have an excuse for those photos....

With recent events on this forum ,I think those photos may also set Jewish-world relations back a century or two.
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:05 pm

When is Singapore Airlines Limited-A member of star alliance-where everybody can enjoy Krisworld-the biggest show in ths sky going to ban that horrible Hong Kong airline from Singapore's airspace?

Oh I'm going to Cardiff this September. Does Singapore Airlines fly there?

There was an ant stuck in between the windows of my Singapore Airlines flight last week. I am unimpressed. (that was true, guys!)
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:35 pm

Docpepz, yes Singapore Airlines does fly non-stop to Cardiff from major destinations around. They have one FA for each passenger, a generous seat pitch and full meal service on all flights over 8 minutes.

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Trislander shown in the rare Singapore Airlines Elite livery (with interior by KIA)

Yours,
IHadAPheo

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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:52 pm

Dear G-d, that thing looks like the bastard child of a Dash8 and L1011
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:25 pm

Did someone say bastard child? Here I am...

Signed, 777236ER
 
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Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:25 pm

Its Back!!!
 Sleepy
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:00 pm

After that last post, it looks like Arsenal@LHR is back too.  Sad
 
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Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:49 pm

How dare you insult me like that! I am most unimpressed.
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:02 pm

I thought innuendo threads were dead, obviously not.


In Arsene we trust!!
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:02 pm

The revolution of the institution depends on the evolution of the constitution.
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:25 pm

So what is the share price of Singapore Airlines Sanitary Towels Incorporated? Or were they folded, and the assets sold to the City of Albany?

(God knows they need more paper towels over there.)
 
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Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:08 am

What the hell did KROCs pal Matt say?!?!?
Arsenal@LHR, Arsenal suck!  Big thumbs up  Laugh out loud
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:06 am

My man Matt D speaks far about you simpletons. Don't diss him for his knowledge. Diss him because he was dumped by 777236ER.
 
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Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:52 am

Singapore Airlines shares rose by 0.0000000000000000002% today. Also, SIA has announced the 12430912843109238th landing in Changi Airport. CX has only landed in Singapore 12312 times and that's just cos they suck so bad!
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:07 am

Aaah, and theres no Hkgspotter1 to fight their corner either.  Sad
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:08 am

Actually Doc, SIAL.SI / Singapore Airlines Limited shares closed level at S$9.50  Laugh out loud

For SHAME!



hehe.
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:52 am

http://www.nakedsingaporeairlinesflightattendants.com/

That's spoilt my day realising that site doesn't exist! Shame...

I'm unimpressed.

Singapore_Air: Your profile is out of date:
Next update on 1 March 2003.

I'm sure SIA wouldn't have out of date stuff floating around on their site Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Josh
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:55 am

Thats disgraceful!  Wow!  Wow!
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:18 am

After many smiles directed at some impressive Singapore Airlines Limited employees I was given the following as a token of their gratitude for my ability to smile and cheer up those unfortunate souls at the gate who where not able to smile without my impressive smiles.

I was slightly impressed

however..

they would not let me have one of the following

I was somewhat unimpressed

and finally they gave me this

I was 'more than" impressed


Signed,
Singapore Airlines Limited Public Relations Consultant (Head of the smiling department)
Sir Singapore_Airlines (Limited)





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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 7:31 am

Awww!

Well my profile should have been updated, but as you know, I am a very busy person  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

IHadaPheo, well you should have 'borrowed' the whiskey glass (I think that's what it is) like I did. I 'borrowed' many.

Glad you liked the SIA doll, but the Chinese bamboo whatever things sticking behind her graciousness are less than desirable. If possible, please have them removed.

Anyway, I'm off to read an SIA timetable before ordering a vacuum cleaner of QVC.

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Electrolux 1600w Cyclone Power Plus Bagless Vac uum Cleaner

Item Number 820623
Price £109.74
UK Postage & Packaging £7.45
Easy Pay 2 monthly Installments of £54.87, plus Postage & Packaging.

QVC Price £132.75. For a powerful vacuum, Electrolux Cyclone Power Plus is the business! Its cyclonic cleaning filtrates the air to a higher standard, giving you cleaner air in your home. The bagless vacuum uses washable HEPA filters which never need replacing. It has a powerful 1600w motor and a large 2.8 litre clear dustbin with a sealed lid so you don't have to empty it often. It features a quick release hose to prevent blockages, a floor-type selector and many built in accessories and tools.



I recommend it for hoovering my MEGATOPs in London.
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 8:19 pm

Everytime I read one of Singapore_Air's posts in this thread, I end up wishing Arsenal@LHR was posting more instead. Sad...but true.
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 8:40 pm

This thread is bogus, all about Singapore Air and Singaporn airlines.
CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 8:52 pm

For once, Arsenal@LHR says something that makes sense Big grin
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 8:53 pm

Singapore Airlines in itself is one big joke, which is why it fits in here.  Big grin
 
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RE: Singapore_Air And As Much Innuendo As You Want

Thu Mar 06, 2003 8:56 pm

for once, Arsenal@LHR says something that makes sense

Isn't that a sign of the end? Shouldn't we be on the look out for fire and brimstone and 4 guys riding horses now?
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