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Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:30 am

I got this in my email today and pissed myself. Whether the story is true or not, I don't know, but read the story before looking at the pics...

"You won't believe this story. My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a
slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take
them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut
is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off
because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my
brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took
it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it
was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is
how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had.

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EGGD
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:34 am

ahahhahaaa, oh my god.... Poor pussy!!!  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:37 am

LOL!!!!!! OMG!!!! LOL!!!!! I have NEVER seen a cat looking THAT pissed off!
 
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Luxair
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:38 am

If you ask me I prefer the other shaved pussy's Big grin
 
ctbarnes
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:43 am

Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50

Cat car carrier $32.99

Grooming fee $80.00

Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat: Priceless!

Charles, SJ

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Andreas
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:45 am

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That looks like something straight out of a dad movie ...ahem well, poor cat, I'd probably shoot the groomer right on the spot, and use his scalp to warm the poor pussy...I'm about to wet myself from laughing *bruell*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:48 am

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!  Laugh out loud That cat doesnt look too pleased! When I first saw this topic I had a bit of a chuckle, and asked myself how long this thread would stay up!
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:53 am

Is that Simba from the Lion King??

Simba!!!!



I got that email a week ago. Cute kitty. Funny but I doubt that animal cares at all.
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ctbarnes
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:59 am

BTW, I got this a few days ago, and heard that since the pictures were taken the fur has grown back and the cat is fine.

Charles, SJ

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Fri Mar 14, 2003 2:16 am

For those of you who have seen the show "Are you being served"

"If I am not home to tend to my pussy, I shall be up all night stroking it!"

Yes, this cat is SERIOUSLY pissed off!

GO CANUCKS!!
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 2:17 am

I like pussy anyway it comes.
Go big or go home
 
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 2:29 am

What the hell kinda dawg is dat?
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:37 am

Nice cleavage on the shaved pussy.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Kevin
 
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:43 am

What's so funny about that? I do that to my cat every year. It's fur gets all matted and then we get it shaved and it grows slowly back.




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Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:49 am

take 'em as they cum... er... i mean... ummm...
Anyway, I don't like cats, though.

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Mr Spaceman
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:50 am

Poor kitty cat.  Sad

I hope this little pussy took a leak in the whiskey bottle of the person who shaved it like that. As soon as they nodded off!

Someone would have to be drunk on hard booze to pull a stunt with an electric razzor like this.

HE HE HE, pretty funny though.  Big grin


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Fri Mar 14, 2003 6:47 am

Which enforces the theory that
If Americans can't understand each other, how are they going to understand other nations?

And before you all flame me

ITS A JOKE
 
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 9:36 am

HA HA...  Smile

Actually I've seen cats shaved even more severely than that (like the tail has NO fur left, so it looks like a rat tail) due to severe matting or skin disease. I volunteer at the Animal Protective League of Cleveland about five hours a week.

I'd be surprised if that groomer wasn't severely scratched. We usually have to sedate a cat to do a shave like that.


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Fri Mar 14, 2003 9:48 am

Guys,

The poor kitty. Something very similar happened to my Bluepoint Himalayan a few years ago. I always had him shaved in the summer to keep him cool and to get rid of the matting.

This particular time I was using a *home pick up and delivery* groomer. When the guy delivered the cat back he seemed to have scratches all over his arms and couldn't wait get away.

Sooo when I opened the cat carrier *Mad dog* (The cats name...) bolted from it and climbed atop the lounge. The dude who did the grooming had given the cat a "Lion Cut" and the cat was unimpressed and sulked for weeks until I took to another groomer to fix it up.

3 Months later I called the *home pick up and delivery* groomer to return and the guy said "We WILL NOT do mad dog".

I suspected that Mad Dog was the one who inflicted the vicious looking scratches on the groomer. LOL

mb
 
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 10:02 am

I am a fan of Shaved Pussy, but I don't mind short haired ones!!! Big grin
 
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 10:34 am



ROFLMAO!!! That's one pissed kitty! LOL.  Big thumbs up
 
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:23 am

 Laugh out loud I saw this thing on another message board not too long ago with almost the same topic line that made me think it would be gone when I first saw it.
 
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:10 pm

OMG!! That's got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! It took me five minutes to write this response because I kept getting interuptted by my own laughter!!

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Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:14 pm

LOL!  Laugh out loud

Oh my God that poor fella looks so pissed off!

In terms of animals, I prefer furry...

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Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:34 pm

The cat has a "teet" (meet the parents)
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 2:17 pm

Poor kitty!

 Laugh out loud

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mirrodie
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:29 pm

Wait, ADG you shave you cat JUST LIKE THIS???? Or just shave it in general??

Shaving a cat is one thing but shaving it to look like Simba is just a lil nutty.
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Sat Mar 15, 2003 4:09 am

The only cat that should be hairless is this one:
 
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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Sat Mar 15, 2003 9:46 am

Mario,

That's what my cat looks like after a shave. They leave the unmatted hair alone and only remove the matts. The cats mat all over their body but not on their heads or tails for some reason.

the joy of being a persian I guess.




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RE: Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?

Sat Mar 15, 2003 7:29 pm

Hope it´s a hampered picture....
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