AP) Washington DC Wednesday, March 12, 2003 3:45 PM
President George Bush has announced that the US will not attack Iraq. The
President announced that he is agreeing to deploying additional inspectors
The US will send 250,000 additional inspectors:
24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)
15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division
More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1
Additional US Army personnel, as needed for inspections
A variety of US Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other
A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections
United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines
An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines,
Delta Force, and other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi
Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from
the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS
The President said: "With these additional inspectors, the inspections
should be completed in a few weeks."
, everyone happy now?
ps: I hope you all can tell it's a joke...