flyboy36y
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I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:27 pm

My fellow Americans and people of the world:

I am hereby announcing my solemn intention to, at a time to be determined, enter public office at the lowest levels, and work my way up to the Presidency.

Should I not achieve this goal and only become the Vice-President, a governor, or senator, I will be disappointed. But do not cry for me. I will rebound.

Keep a lookout... I'm coming to a municipal building near you!

Thank you,

Jacob Uriel
Democrat
American Since 1983 - "Twenty Years And Counting!"

[Edited 2003-03-19 09:28:18]

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Superfly
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:34 pm

Start kissing up to the lobbiest and PACs now my friend.  Smile
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flyboy36y
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:38 pm

Political action groups do not scare me. The trick is learning to deal with them. Allways smile warmly, even if you are telling them to fuck off.
 
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:43 pm

Hi Flyboy36y

O.K good luck! if Mr Bush made it to presidency, why not everyone of us!

Iam not a native english speaker: re your profile. What do you mean by saying: Jewish atheist?

Rgds
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flyboy36y
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:47 pm

I am Jewish by backround. I respect my culture and keep some holidays. I don't think God exists as many think (s)he does. I'm not saying there are no higher powers, but not anthing that should be worshiped and not anything that wants to be worshiped.
 
Superfly
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:48 pm

Flyboy36y :
You've got my vote as long as you promise to overturn everything done by the current nutcase (W Bushman).

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Flyboy36y

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:53 pm

Thanks for explaining. But frankely you might be at an disadvantage......
 Wink/being sarcastic

Rgds
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flyboy36y
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:55 pm

I'm at a disadvantage now, but give me 15-20 years.

I live in New York. Jews are ellected easily.
 
Superfly
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:04 pm

Flyboy36y:
I live in New York. Jews are elected easily.

True.
Charles Summer is an excellent Senator and Gary Ackerman is a respectable figure in Washington.
Maybe you should try to intern at there local offices and/or work on some campaigns.
Get acquainted and get your name out there now.

Best of luck!  Big thumbs up
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:40 pm

Dreams are real - all you have to do is beive....

>> If George W. Bush can do, you could for sure! <<

Florian
 
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:42 pm

Just don't put too much weight on the atheist thing...that might cost you some votes, but then again, see, that your brothers and sisters and closest friends are governors of some large states, then this should prove no real problem!! Big grin

btw: can I be your secretary of foreign affairs? I'd just love to fly around the world in fancy aircraft
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flyboy36y
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 7:06 pm

btw: can I be your secretary of foreign affairs? I'd just love to fly around the world in fancy aircraft

Wait! Isn't that what the Preseident does? Never mind. I wanna be Secretary of State!
 
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 7:15 pm

No way!! You can't be both!! But ok, I'll go for a consultancy in foreign affairs, consultants make much more money, are never responsible for anything, and don't get hammered in the media when something goes wrong *ggg* exactly my kind of job Big grin Big grin Big grin

btw: I'd even take on US citizenship, if necessary...but I guess as a consultant you don't have to do that either.
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 7:22 pm

Well, being democrat, I promise not to organize any demostration against you here in Spain... but... will you care about this?
Miquel.
 
flyboy36y
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:14 pm

Well, I plan to be in Spain for a month this Summer (learning Spanish, of course!). I'd be in Madrid, but if I'm in Barcelona I'll buy you a drink and we'll talk.  Big grin

And, I must say, I would certainly care if anyone protested against me anywhere. When President Bush came into office he told the nation that he was "a uniter, not a divider". I honestly have not seen the country this divided on any issue since, well - his election! I see the planet as a global community. A protest in Spain would have a lot of impact of my policy. Sure, I care more about the USA than Spain (or any Country), but it is my firm belief that the United States must take its place as a member of the international community of nations who are peaceful.

I am disturbed by a growing Anti-French trend in the United States. While I feel this war is unjustified, and I feel the French should have a right to their opinion, its not very nice of them to be so uncooperative with an ally. Still, I don't agree with renaming "French fires" "freedom fries".

But I'm not here to bash on President Bush. He is my president and deserves my respect, even though I cannot give him my support nor can I agree with most of his political views.

 
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:07 pm

Well, I could never be President as I have this nasty habit of weighing cold hard facts and reasoning before coming to a logical conclusion, and as we all know, this does not make very good politics. They'd have me assasinated in no time.
 
flyboy36y
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:04 pm

They'd assasinate you because you're black.

They'd assasinate me because I'm a jew.

So?
 
Jean Leloup
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:08 pm

Well; I look forward to having conferences with you, since I'm going to be Canadian PM.  Smile I'm not going to let you push me around, though.
Next flight.... who knows.
 
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:09 pm

I would love to become President, I was almost President of my College's Political Science club Big grin

However Im worried that the press and my opponets would find out I smoked Pot, and never exhaled Smokin cool
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:18 pm

Jacob, you get my vote, as long as you don't fuck up the USA like what W. Bushman is doing now.(hahah hopes for US citizenship  Big thumbs up)

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flyboy36y
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RE: I Plan To Be A US President

Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:36 pm

However Im worried that the press and my opponets would find out I smoked Pot, and never exhaled

I've never smoked pot or done any drugs.

Well; I look forward to having conferences with you, since I'm going to be Canadian PM. I'm not going to let you push me around, though.

I would never think of using my influence to alter the course of a soverign nation like Canada. Now be a dear and fetch me a Diet Coke.


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