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What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 1:06 am



My question is this. What would KROC do if he was the President? KROC you’re the President of the United States and you’re faced with the current situation. I don't want to overload you but how would you handle, the war in Iraq, war protestors, the "unwilling" UN members and Iraq after the war?

What A.Net members would be apart of your cabinet? What would their position be?

Vice President (current that old guy)

Secretary of State (current Colin Powell)

Secretary of the Treasury (current John Snow)

Secretary of Defense (current Donald H. Rumsfeld)

Attorney General (current John Ashcroft)

Secretary of Homeland Security (current Tom Ridge)

Secretary of Education (current Roderick Paige)

Secretary of Transportation (current Norman Yoshiro Mineta)

Press Secretary (current Ari Fleischer)

We await your decisions Mr President....

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 1:09 am

"What would KROC do if he was the President?"

Legalize "it"  Smokin cool
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 1:12 am

Homosexuality would become a virtue


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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 1:26 am

I think he'd appoint Jim Rome as Press Secretary.
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 1:33 am

He would bring Monica Lewinski back to the White House.

Job title "Director of Special Projects".

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 3:15 am

If I were president, lol.

I hate to keep you guys in suspense, but I should be off the net for a few days. I am just checking in now to empty out my inbox, and thought I'd check in here quick. No matter what, I will ressurect this thread, and give you KROC's take if I were president. Oh, and there would be positions for Jim Rome, Howard Stern, and I think LHMark would be my press secratary! Catch you all in a few.
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 3:37 am

I'll sign on as Vice President, "the old guy" suits me well.

I also like the sound of "Vice" President

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Sat Mar 22, 2003 3:48 am

I like to argue with the French, so I think I could fit "Secretary of State" pretty well..

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Mon Mar 24, 2003 8:59 am

Mr. President your time in Camp David is over time to get to work.

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Mon Mar 24, 2003 6:48 pm

Press release from the KROC White House:

"Camp David is to be renamed Camp Matt D"
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:57 am

Can I become head of the commission on civil rights?

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 2:04 am

I could be SECDEF................................................................
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 2:11 am

LMAO.. I could be the Sec. of Transportation..  Big thumbs up

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 2:15 am

No Chris, you could be the SEC of Skywaitress'

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 8:10 am

I would really like to be appointed the "drug czar".I would be willing to obtain US citizenship for that purpose!

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 8:12 am

Will Rochester become the US Capital? Are you planning to invade Canada?
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 9:23 am

If KROC became pres., first the economy would be flushed down the toilet, then we'd be at war with every country, then everything would catch fire, and the U.S. would blow up!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:15 am

My first act would to be boot Continental from the country.

The second would be to send that Sellout Superfly off to live with Casto.

More to follow.
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:18 pm

I know I'd be Secretary of Pointless Endeavors

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:26 am

KROC, I'd run right back in. Then your 4 years will expire, or possibly be impeached, most likely impeached because you would do no good for the country! Then you'd never get another vote again because of all the bad deeds that you did!  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:29 am

His right hand man would be Matt D!
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:35 am

Hey!!! We need Superfly in San Francisco! Plus, what would his landlord do with his 70's mirror ball???

I say keep Superfly in the country and make him secretary of Education....he'd know what to do!
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 11:07 am

His right hand man would be Matt D!

Right hand? What? Is my mouth not good enough?

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 1:20 pm

I got dibs on being Air Force One captain!



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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:20 pm

Continental, clearly after your last post, the best thing I could do for this country is send you packing. That alone would seal up re-election in 4 years.

As for Superfly. No, he wouldn't know what to do. No sellouts. He goes too.
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:47 pm

I'd be drafted in to take charge of the alcohol  Big grin
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:22 pm

GKirk, meet your opponent for that role!

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:45 pm

GKirk would win in a landslide!  Big grin
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:37 pm

Hehe, then you don't know me.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy Now where would I be useful in a potential KROC government? (I feel a smack in the face coming)  Smile

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:38 pm

Somebody has to clean the White House Thom@s. Maybe you coule be secretary of janitorial engineering of the White House?  Big grin
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:37 pm

Great, so I get a "give me a cup of tea, now get out" job.  Insane

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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:21 pm

But it pays well, lol
 
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RE: What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?

Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:43 pm

Hehe, it's for the glory, not the money... yeah right. Big grin

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