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No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:02 pm

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:13 pm

hee hee hee ....

Saw it coming though  Smile/happy/getting dizzy





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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:21 pm

Humor is completely wasted on this forum unfortunately.
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:46 pm

LMAO  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up
Great one, Unique.  Smile
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:14 pm

Nice one, Unique  Smile Big grin

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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Wed Mar 26, 2003 11:50 pm

stoic face....stoic face...stoic face..... (stifled chuckle).... stoic face.......
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 1:41 am

Good one.

I also saw it coming after I read the first line of the Clinton paragraph.
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:45 am

Unfortunately, it would be an even worse hell for Bill Clinton though... I'm sure Monica gives better head.
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:51 am

hahahaa! .....(filler)....ha....ha......ha.....ha.....
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 4:46 am

That is disgusting....sick joke.
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 4:55 am



THAT WAS TOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! HUMOR IS HUMOR! AND YES, I SUPPORT BUSH IN CASE ANYBODY CARES.

THANKS FOR THE JOKE, WE NEED IT!!!
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:08 am

Mediocre...


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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:57 am

The joke would have been funny if it wasn't such a retread joke. This has been altered to fit just about any 2 people out there people wanted to crack on. I'm down for a good joke, preferably new though.  Big grin
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:35 am

That's a good one!

Sick, but good...
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:57 am

LOL! GREAT one!!! Very funny, had me laughing hard enough to almost choke on my chips and salsa. Big grin
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:15 am

Saw it coming though um, is that what you really meant to say, considering what Monica was doing??
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:18 am

almost choke on my chips and salsa.

Skeert of pretzels, eh?  Big grin
 
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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 3:27 pm

Mirrodie ..

Note that there is an "o" in coming?




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RE: No Offense, Still A Good Joke...

Thu Mar 27, 2003 4:20 pm

Obviously MD-90 is so god damn uptight that he'll call this innocent joke sick and then he'll go on a rampage saying that blowjobs do not exist.

Alex.

By the way, joke was great.  Big thumbs up
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