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Friday Funny No 4

Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:11 am

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi
soldier in a ditch along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American
soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely
alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him
what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the
I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right
in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece
of trash!" He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill
Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are
unprincipled, lying pieces of trash too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us"

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RE: Friday Funny No 4

Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:21 am

Why can't you post all these in just one topic?

Some people are like slinkies - not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

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